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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning all!I went to my company Xmas do last night. I stayed sober while watching all the drunkenness around me - by criminy there will be some epic hangovers today. I wish I'd video'd the proceedings, my next pay rise would be astronomical.
Anyway, dear B3tans, how was your Friday night? And more to the point, are you hung over? If so, allow me to say Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Alt: Last minute shopping? Panicing about Thursday? Are you really that disorganised?
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morning, just ordered the 'breakfast platter', anything platter related is usually good innit. alt: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 9:52,
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I went out, it was shit I don't have a hangover, planning one of them for tomorrow.
Alt: shopping is for blobbing birds and woofters
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 10:09,
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I'm fresh as a daisy and packed and ready for my chrimbo hollybobs.(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 10:19, Reply)
ha, pay rise, yeah rightyou'd just get bumped off by the company's resident assassin
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 10:22,
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if you do it whilst riding a donkey, then presumablythat makes you a....
heehawassassassin
or something
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Countless animals are forced to sacrifice , where the high concentrated liquid are dropped on their skin and keep corroding their flesh day by day , worse than a zombie , half - dead with fright , in the cold and bloody laboratory , once they are "used " they will be threw away and die in stinky flesh slowly , and without any dignity .
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 10:49,
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#Ledgemetro.co.uk/2014/12/18/man-walked-into-police-station-lit-joint-got-naked-poohed-in-cell-and-wiped-it-over-walls-4992031/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 11:18,
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I've had some cracking few days recently, take some extra lactulous and my shitting is all done by 8:30am so I can get on with my day.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 12:10,
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It's infotainment !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 12:02,
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The Doris is getting annoyed with meAs I've given her no clues or suggestions as to what I might like as a Christmas gift.
'Nothing' isn't an acceptable answer apparently.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 13:44,
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Here is the card to play You say what you would like for Christmas is
" for her to wear her sexiest lingerie all day long and be willing to service any depraved act at your whim"
Then all innocently say, well you did ask
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No hangoverNo shopping
No panicking
I FUCKING RULE
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 14:36,
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^^^ This(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 15:02,
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Not much to panc about though is thereIn planning a lonely crywank in the bedsit
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See, every cloud and all thatB-dog how's you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 15:28,
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I am good double H Finished for their year on Wednesday have been getting fatter and more drunk ever since, now looking forward to Christmas itself. Always good in the village where I get to outsmart the resident idiot.
How's life for you ol bean
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I'm doing good new house, new car, new woman.I'm also looking forward to Christmas, but would rather go all old school and celebrate Saturnalia instead
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 15:38,
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That's the small oranges innitGood man. Off to get a hair cut in a minute so Samson like my powers will be reduced for a few days
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well done.I listened to hiphop whilst doing domestic chores.
I also treated myself to a bottle of diplomatico reserva exclusiva rum.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 17:53,
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Plod were on Leeds Northern Ring Road at 08.30 this morning doing random breath tests There were some expensive motors impounded, and a number of very fucked-off looking people at the bus stop.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 17:33,
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Yes.What does csb mean please?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 17:42,
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I was stopped and breathalysed this morningNo problem, didn't drink last night. There were a shitload of company Xmas parties last night so morning breathalysing gives plod a chance to up the stats and get the bonuses.
(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 17:53, Reply)
in Scotland they dropped the limit to 50mg on the 6th of Dec.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 18:00,
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I heard that.There's a bit of a spat going on at the civilisation/jockistan border regarding limits as there's differing alcohol pricing either side of the border so people travel to drink.
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Apparently the UK has the highest alcohol per milligram legal tolerance in EuropeNow not including Scotland.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 18:07,
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however, Britain tends to be a lot less tolerant of people over the limit.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 18:34,
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That's one for Nigel Farage to answerNigel...Nige...shout up if you're here.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 18:37,
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see, the morning after thing is why I opposed the change really.I've never driven over the limit on the same night but probably have the morning after.
I'm guessing anything more than about 4 pints the night before and you're probably done now.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 18:33,
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I wasn't flagged in but it wouldn't have been a problem if I hadI can't say it's a bad idea really - I have a fairly cavalier attitude to law and order but I won't drink and drive and that includes morning after.
All they were doing this morning was shooting fish in a barrel.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 18:01,
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I looked at the statsApproximately 1/6 of fatal accidents were attributed to drink-driving. However, if you look more closely (and boy, is this shit well hidden) you'll find that the stats include everyone that is in the accident that has been drinking. So, if at drunk walks in front of a teetotaller's car - that's a drink-drive statistic, even though the driver was sober.
On a lighter note, if 1/6 of fatalities on the road are caused by drink-driving, that means that 5/6 are caused by those sober bastards.
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Does that make it acceptable then?Make it acceptable and I still wouldn't do it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 18:11,
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I value my life. Never mind the other fuckers.I might kill myself, then I'd be sorry
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Not trying to make it acceptableJust pissed off at the underhand manipulation of statistics.
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I'd put good money on the fact I'm a better driver after a couple of pints(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 18:22,
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You can manipulate them any way you want I value my life too, and I drive a lot, and I'd rather not have to cash my chips in too early.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 18:27,
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they should shiv anyone driving under the influence of anythingincluding drink, drugs and house music
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