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it's hilarious because even at the international date line it is still only early evening ahahahajajaja what a wag(, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 8:38, Reply)
You've gone off a bit early there. But Happy New Year.
I have to attend my office for 3 hours this morning. Waste of fucking time.
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You should go in and turn it into an early new years eve party(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 8:43,
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I'm going in for a couple of hours tooOn the plus side, I've just discovered that Système D lets you download all their old plans and magazines off the website for a euro each which is very exciting in a deeply unexciting Dad-in-a-shed sense
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Just took a look at the siteCould be interesting, not in a dad in the shed way - I'd quite like to see the article about building an ultralight.
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some of it is proper high level dad-in-a-sheddingthere was a plan for a five hundred bottle sunken spiral staircase wine store a couple of years ago
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Oooh!It'd be worth digging a basement* just so I could have one.
*as I live in a flat, this might be impractical and cause some friction with the guys living below me
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And me I have booked a hair and nail appointment
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:13,
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New year's dinner and music at a hotel - booked and paid forAfter party taxi - booked. All is prepared. I expect 2015 to start with a hangover, a large mug of tea and a bacon sandwich.
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Let's see them come up with the old 'we have nothing under that name sir' trick when all calls have been recorded on multiple formats(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:38,
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God it's awesome when all the cunts fuck off Plus: 15 min drive to work
Minus: driver looked at my bag and said, "do you want that in the cab?" Er no, no, I thought I'd leave it on my street as a new year treat for anyone looking for a pair of old jeans and a jumper and some second hand makeup, thanks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:28,
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hope you told him that he had ruined your day and that you are much more important and successful than him.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:36,
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i doubt itblack cab drivers rule this city
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:37,
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Straight from work to the GFs for Beef Tagine followed by Pear Tartfollowed by fireworks. IYKWIMAITYD.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:39,
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you're saying that your girlfriend has a fat arse and puts it about a bit?(, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:42, Reply)
SPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!truly tboh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:49,
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Got me a womando keep up
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:16,
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Fuck that shit, yoGot to work until lunchtime, quick pint, then post office to deliver hate mail to solicitors, buy Mrs Cow a watch then home for wine and shit films
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:50,
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I ended up watching the Parent Trap yesterday....(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:52,
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She had really yellow teethAll that sperm must really whiten them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:56,
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Right. Work complete. What's that Skippy? Someone is stuck down the 'Spoons and I need to go and rescue them?
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For a place as arid as Australia, there was a disproportionate number of wells.......And lots of dumbass kids falling in them
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\begin{dullpedantry}Nobody ever fell in a well in the Skippy TV series. The quote derives from the US Lassie series where nobody ever fell in a well either. The only series where somebody fell in a well was Champion the Wonder Horse.
LIKE A MIGHTY CANNONBALL HE SEEMS TO FLY! YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT HIM EVERYWHERE YOU GO! THERE'LL COME A DAY WHEN EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE NAME OF CHAMPION THE WONDER HORSE!
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Did anyone ever get stuck down the 'Spoons? Just want to test the veracity of my lies.
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No, but I've been swung around by the tits (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:23,
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Not stuck as such but I'm sure they move the exit doorsEspecially if I've been drinking Stella - can't seem to find the way out onto the street.
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I just watched a film called Dahmer vs Gacy I think you should watch it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:15,
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no, the title is mmisleading as the killers are working together. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:26,
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seasons cheer to you as well.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:51,
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Morning.Last nights beer slept off, breakfast cooking, more beer in a few hours.
Win.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 11:11,
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Have you checked out how much internet shopping you did?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 11:29,
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