Thinking I might make burgers.
How do you make yours?

Alt: How do you imagine Gonz makes his?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 18:52, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I squeeze meat between my fists.
No egg unless you're an almighty prick
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 19:13, Reply)

Alt: you don't need to imagine ... just check out his twitter, Facebook, MySpace, GeoCities, etc

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)

i go to burger king

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)

From soya.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 19:30, Reply)

^ homosexual.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 4 Jan 2015, 19:37, Reply)

Howay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 19:39, Reply)

Alreet?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 4 Jan 2015, 19:41, Reply)

Why-aye!
Yous?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 21:06, Reply)

Not bad.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 4 Jan 2015, 21:36, Reply)

mycoprotein
I imagine gonz makes his out of chocolate, veal, scarab beetles and kosher lobster.

Sprinkled with hundreds and thousands and then deep fried. Twice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 19:40, Reply)

Decent lamb , fried to keep the moisture.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 19:43, Reply)

microwave

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 19:50, Reply)

Lots of veggies in golden breadcrumbs
Served with special mayonnaise, lettuce and a decent nap.

Alt: rolled in coco-pops and served with a fried egg and lots of melty cheese.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 20:34, Reply)

there aren't many veggies in golden breadcrumbs
they are mostly made of bread. And gold
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 20:44, Reply)

that sounds dreary enough to give anybody a decent nap

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 21:34, Reply)

i mash together dreams and happiness
then get pre made ones out of the freezer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 20:44, Reply)

premade frozen happiness = choc ice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 20:47, Reply)

Choc ice in a bun.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 21:05, Reply)

i think that would work in brioche

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 21:09, Reply)

It might well work in a number of European holiday destinations.
Who knows.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 21:13, Reply)

Louise Lear y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 20:51, Reply)

Thanks for all the great tips.
In the end, I just threw a load of chillies, peppers, herbs and stuff in a bowl, added some onion and beef, made burger shaped burgery things, put them in the fridge and cracked open a Stella.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 21:03, Reply)

Oh, and started watching the final of the darts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 21:04, Reply)

you forgot the choc ice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 21:09, Reply)

The choc ice is shit.
It's like a povvo Magnum (which is also shit, on account of it being no more than a choc ice with a stick up its arse).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 21:12, Reply)

decent mince. onion. jalapeño. spot of cornflour. salt. pepper. egg.
Throw it all in the bin and go up the van by the station.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Jan 2015, 21:39, Reply)

Finished eating my extra spicy homemade burgers.
Could quite enjoy some vanilla ice cream covered in a thin layer from frozen chocolate now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 22:13, Reply)

I'm having reheated vegetarian pizza. Cor, what a treat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 22:16, Reply)

If you manage to eat it all, you should reward yourself with a kebab.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 22:18, Reply)

Sounds entirely reasonable

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 4 Jan 2015, 22:21, Reply)