I will be giving him a bunch of fives.
Alt: YES I DO! IT'S MY SPECIAL WEEK AND I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT. THIS INCLUDES SHITTING WITH THE BOG DOOR OPEN, FARTING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND STANDING UP TO PEE!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:30, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Can you not do those all year round??

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:31, Reply)

A week long celebration?
that's some going
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:32, Reply)

Lol Stunned isn't allowed to wee standing up
Is your missus German or summat?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:32, Reply)

I don't mind a sit down or 'luxury' piss as I like to call it. I want the choice to be my own though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)

Oh yeah, sometimes it is necessary, but I feel you never quite get it all out that way

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:54, Reply)

^prostate cancer^

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:56, Reply)

God really fucked up the design of the male piss tubes didn't he? What a cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:58, Reply)

I like it if I'm not sure if I'm brewing a fart or about to shit myself
Sit down means not only that I'm safe if it's the latter, but the former is really loud and echoey. So it's a win-win.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)

Or if you're pissed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:03, Reply)

what... the.......

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:03, Reply)

Come on you've met Lighty, one day you may actually be that old

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:04, Reply)

i'm meeting mrs lighty soon
this can only end well... mwa ha ha ha ha.........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)

Better take a puncture repair kit with you, just in case she goes down on him.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)

Lighty should work in IT
Not even a Computer would go down on him
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:14, Reply)

I do

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)

:D

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:26, Reply)

It taken ages for Lighty to find find that special someone* don't you go and ruin it for him
*well OK just someone then
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)

My special anyone

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)

it's not me
it's frog and boyce and stunned...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)

I may have reached the age where I need more fibre

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)

No a Hotelier

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)