I thought I'd stick with the same old ones I make every year.
I mean, *one* of these years will be the charm.

Alt: one of my best friends is getting married in April, so there's that.


How do we feel about CAR CHAT this morning?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:45, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

The same as every morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:46, Reply)

Too bad.
I need advice about CARS.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:48, Reply)

It's an enjoyable enough film, but mainly aimed at children.

( Muns, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:50, Reply)

DAD GUM!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:50, Reply)

Red ones go faster.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:50, Reply)

Dammit.
Mine's green.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:52, Reply)

What about your car?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:53, Reply)

It's a diesel, with only 80k on the clock, so it's got *years* of driving left in it.
But the body is getting a bit old and shit (much like its owner) and the seals are gone, to the extent that I get ice on the inside of my windscreen and rear window when it's cold.

I don't have a rear screen heater, and I'm trying to decide whether it's worth fixing it, and getting the window seals replaced, or just getting replacement windows altogether.

I reckon a budget of about a grand would be enough to cover it all, yeah?



Where's Gaston when you need him?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:00, Reply)

Sounds shit, buy a new one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:02, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:04, Reply)

New ones aren't built as reliably as the old ones.
Plus, it's really too good to get rid of.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:05, Reply)

Ok, keep pouring money into your old reliable one then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:07, Reply)

But paint it red, obviously.

( Muns, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:09, Reply)

Do Dulux make a red paint?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:10, Reply)

Probably.

( Muns, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:13, Reply)

that sounds like the sort of bollocks a prick dad would tell you
is your dad a prick?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:10, Reply)

Reader, she married him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:10, Reply)

If the windows are fine, why not just get the seals replaced?

( Muns, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:08, Reply)

That's where I'm leaning.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:09, Reply)

lol slow

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:53, Reply)

You drive a tank?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:54, Reply)

Easy tiger

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:54, Reply)

soz chieftain

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)

Yeah go ahead I've got stuff to do anyway

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:48, Reply)

they're boxes for getting from A to B
Some idiots use them to sit in traffic for a couple of hours a day ... like trains with a more restricted selection of farts
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:49, Reply)