he's her shilpoopy
internet says i fucked that one up.

shipoopi.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:40, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Again with the scat references...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

bloody family guy
twice i've fallen asleep in front of it and had a really bizarre dream featuring a truly shit song which i thought i'd made up in my sleep. but no. shipoopi and bird's the word are actually real.

shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:49, Reply)

mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:53, Reply)

i was going to give you this one
Life is butter, life is butter,
Melancholy flower, melancholy flower,
Life is but a melon, life is but a melon,
Cauliflower, cauliflower.

but being too lazy to type it, i googled. and it came up with this on the same page. which probably has a different meaning now.



Little Tom Tinker
Little Tom Tinker sat on a clinker,
Then he began to cry,
'MAMA, MAMA',
Poor little innocent boy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:55, Reply)

Bird Is The Word is an excellent song.

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but....
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christ
how can anybody not have heard?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:23, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:27, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:34, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)

no

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