geordiejay thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:08, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Bit gay mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:10, Reply)

no

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:12, Reply)

Are you back for more strange condescending of superior beings?
I hope you had a lovely break over the festive period xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:31, Reply)

he seems to have learned to cope well with the twin burdens of sexual deviance and northeasternness

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:13, Reply)

Good old Jase.
His twitter feed is occasionally amusing.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:14, Reply)

The piece of Internet that amused me most this week was an email from linked in asking if I wanted to congratulate you on your new role
'bout bloody time I thought to myself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:27, Reply)

Fucking right.
Turned out to be a good thing in the end, though. Cool monogrammed fleeces and hard hats are in my future. I'm blue collar!
( Kroney, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:29, Reply)

Why do you need a hard hat to plug in a telly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:32, Reply)

A lot of it is Celeb Big Bro at the minute

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:32, Reply)

I may have to block you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:32, Reply)

Unfollowing is too good for you

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:34, Reply)

I don't really watch much TV, but I have for some reason been watching CBB
I still think Ken should be voted to stay in, he's TBOT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:36, Reply)

Gotta fill all that free time somehow
good news is I heard some of the guys from your "batchelor block" are planning a man-cation camping in Sherwood Forest! There's gonna be beer and camp fires and no girls aloud, YEAH!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:38, Reply)

Sounds good
so is A Pink, Bond,SKE48 & twelve girls band turning up?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:47, Reply)

He's been kicked out today for being a vile old letcherous racist

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:49, Reply)

Damn, I liked it when he said the "Pikanini" thing to Alexander O'Neal
he replied "Yeah, that will get your ass whooped as well"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)

ahhhh we love the geordiejay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:23, Reply)

You lot really are desperate for posters aren't you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:26, Reply)

"you lot" ??
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( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:38, Reply)

I think you've got a glitch love

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)

*scratches*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)

^DJ Swype

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:43, Reply)

Oh like DJ Hype!!! Hahahaha yeah he did do scratching!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:43, Reply)

I don't believe it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2442707
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:48, Reply)

Did you have fun putting me on 2.0?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:25, Reply)

dozer doesn't have fun

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:36, Reply)

Hi there!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:30, Reply)

shush! he's here! pretend we were talking about football and birds

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:35, Reply)

fisting and jml bargains.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:32, Reply)

she says

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:32, Reply)

jml advert was on the telly. I meant fisting and cool stuff that the straights dunt get

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:41, Reply)

I don't do fisting. It all looks rather uncomfortable and a bit vile tbh

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:53, Reply)

Punch fucking is out then.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:56, Reply)

:(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:57, Reply)

JJB Sports and the sad, musty smell of penetrated rectums.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:33, Reply)

Life's a party round Dozertron's place.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:35, Reply)

You have no idea
the Sk8ter look will be in forEVAH
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:37, Reply)

it's all Leonard Cohen records and Burroughs readings.
With the occasional Ivor Cutler piece to lighten the mood.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:38, Reply)

I'll Ivor Cutler you

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:42, Reply)

I'll feed you gruts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:43, Reply)

he's a good egg in my book

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:35, Reply)

So your mean posts are more a labour of tough love?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:35, Reply)

I just care too much

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:36, Reply)

I heard he can fit a bakers dozen of duck eggs up his arse without even cracking them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:36, Reply)

that's a skill I dint have, and you never know when it might come in handy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:37, Reply)

Say, customs, for example

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:51, Reply)

exactly

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:53, Reply)

a good cock in your botbot moar lyke

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:36, Reply)

BECOS HE'S GAY RIGHT?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:37, Reply)

And anal sex is the sole preserve and overriding obsession of all gay men

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:38, Reply)

I bet your dirty french wife loves it up the shit pipe

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:41, Reply)

She does.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:42, Reply)

I bet old man river's wife gets to use a strap-on. the dirty upper middle class interracial cunts

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:44, Reply)

never really liked being bummed
it was one of the primary reasons for becoming largely hetero
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:46, Reply)

at least you tried.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:49, Reply)

everybody should try most things
apart from raw celery ... nobody's life has ever been improved by raw celery
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:51, Reply)

you need something to stir your Bloody Mary.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:55, Reply)

^^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:58, Reply)

if only somebody had invented a spoon or swizzle stick

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:07, Reply)

i stir mine with a fork

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)

I think you mean 'popular poster geordiejay thread' #ledge

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:37, Reply)

#ledge

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:38, Reply)

TBOH fo-sho

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:39, Reply)

Apart from me, and stunned, possibly others.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)

we sure we want to do this. the weather is dogshit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:51, Reply)

Don't start I'm one stop away from Whitechapel you mug

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:52, Reply)

really?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:55, Reply)

really
he's just texted me.

get a taxi. i am. it'll be nice and dry in there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:57, Reply)

on way.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:57, Reply)

yay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:58, Reply)

I'm in a pub, they're playing swing music :(((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:59, Reply)

Change venues immediately.
is it 1950's American themed?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:03, Reply)

No, it's wood and candle themed by the looks of things. The sell craft beer :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:04, Reply)

If by others you mean everyone else apart from DBT and The Disappointed ....then yes..yes that's what I ment

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:51, Reply)

I don't mind that.
Can I be better than Dozer pls?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:52, Reply)

Lets put it this way you couldn't be any worse
no matter how hard you try
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:08, Reply)

xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:51, Reply)

Apart from the fact that my internet stalker and nemesis Dozer did this thread, I am humbled.
Spesh since Im barely here anymore because of work :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:59, Reply)

Nearly everyone thinks you're a top bloke mate, get over it you repulsive fat deaf queer xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:00, Reply)

:( Im totes not repulsive!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2444340
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:03, Reply)

a shit chris evans on radio one reference

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:01, Reply)