She tries daily, but constantly (and most would say intentionally) falls short by the tiniest crumb.
Every day she lies to herself, saying that tomorrow will be the day she does it. Every day the same sorry scenario unfolds.
( Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:24, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

i need a bigger fork

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:29, Reply)

Are you having soup?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:29, Reply)

don't you start
and no. either mushroom stroganoff or a burrito in a box, ie no wrap.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)

nandos for tea!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:32, Reply)

if theres no wrap how can it be a burrito?
the folding of the wrap defines the food, surely?

Or all you have is meat and leaves, or in your case just leaves.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)

Bean salad then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)

brown rice or salad leaves
peppers and onions, courgettes carrots and tofu, mushrooms, black beans, guacamole, sour cream, cheese, jalapenos.

what's not to cream your pants over?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)

Needs tortilla.
Otherwise, it's not a burrito.
( Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)

you need the head of marketing for poncho 8

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:50, Reply)

I'm going to hurl abuse at them over twitter.

( Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:53, Reply)

By definition, it's not a burrito then, is it?

( Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)

I bet it cost more than a proper burrito an all

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:39, Reply)

She thinks a tenner is reasonable for a salad, so I'm estimating fourteen quid.

( Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)