My mate used to be in the navy and was asked for the bucket of steam
He managed to get hold of some frozen carbon dioxide from the dockside and poured some water over it. 1 x bucket of steam, done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:05, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

haha he should have been promoted for that
our young plumber's lad from the letting agency fell for everything going.

apart from when one of the others SHAT IN HIS CREAMCAKE. going a bit far for the hazing the noob, if you ask me. which they didn't. he didn't fall for that one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

Have you ever asked a trainee to get a fork to eat yoghurt with
and had them think 'Yeah right, like I'm falling for that!'?
( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)

fuck no
they think i'm a goddess
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)

of what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)

law
:(((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:19, Reply)

+ coles

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)

Clicking this hard.

( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:30, Reply)

hahah!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)

I assume that they kicked the fuck out of him for being a smartarse?

( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

He and his mate managed to get the bat signal onto one of the spotlights at their training base
I was most impressed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)

That's pretty cool.
Full of win.
( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:30, Reply)

One final one
When he was on HMS Newcastle there was a comms system that had a phantom raspberry blower. This went on at random times of the day and night for weeks and drove the captain mad.

He had managed to wire in an additional handset and hid it under his mattress for raspberrylols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

On building sites they do that all the time
" A long stand " "spirit level bubbles" etc etc...


I mean one time I was asked to get an "Air Ambulance" when we all know they are made of metal
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

I have actually sold them
www.helipal.com/level-bubble-b-big-block.html
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)

COOL STORY ME

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)