Bully Hartley Hare thread.
Alt: Tell us some tales of your real life bullying.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:00, 152 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

:(
You rotter
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:01, Reply)

Shut up and give us your dinner money

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:02, Reply)

you can't beat a bit of bullying

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:02, Reply)

I like this joke.
Everybody who hasn't appreciated it is a prick.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:46, Reply)

I can't, I don't know fuck all about him apart from the fact he didn't design his own kitchen

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:02, Reply)

That was such a stupid prick lie to tell

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:03, Reply)

i dunno, background in the building industry and having helped quite a few people on here, he thinks he can say what he likes and get away with it
not on my watch
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:06, Reply)

:o
You just had to go there, didn't you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:03, Reply)

I wouldn't have had to if you hadn't got strangely upset about it yesterday, it's your own silly fault

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:04, Reply)

I FUCKEN ENT UPSET YER ALRIGHT?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)

no, you probably just feel a bit embarrassed about over reacting

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:06, Reply)

He's only upset because his wife kicked him out after finding out that he'd been trying to bed an ex, who also rejected him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)

Perhaps he just wanted to design his ex's kitchen

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:07, Reply)

He certainly wanted to paint her with his special brush

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

More of a Tyrolean Gun TBH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)

wouldnt that render her useless

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:25, Reply)

V/good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:28, Reply)

ithangu

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:40, Reply)

I didn't design mine either
I asked for what I wanted and a nice lady did it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:06, Reply)

so did HH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:07, Reply)

UH OH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:07, Reply)

We had a division that designed and fitted kitchens mainly for the lace market developments warehouse conversions
They always made sure the itemised quote they gave wouldn't actually fit in Situ. so when the silly sods trawled it around and bought it from a competitor.....well I think you get the idea.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

Well that sure stopped them going out of business!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Yeah not getting the sale in the first place helped loads

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)

he smells and he lives in a bedsit and it smells
i am too soft to bully anyone in real life. a surveyor was telling me about a good practical joke on the new boy though - it's v common in long/premium leases to see the annual rent as being "a peppercorn". this chap told his virginal colleague who was dealing with it to pop off and see their director, who had a jar of peppercorns in his desk ready for making payment... and the lad fell for it.

i wanted to try this on our trainees, but got told it would count as bullying. sigh. i was all set to have a system of green, pink, brown and black peppercorns for the four quarters. sigh again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:03, Reply)

My mate used to be in the navy and was asked for the bucket of steam
He managed to get hold of some frozen carbon dioxide from the dockside and poured some water over it. 1 x bucket of steam, done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)

haha he should have been promoted for that
our young plumber's lad from the letting agency fell for everything going.

apart from when one of the others SHAT IN HIS CREAMCAKE. going a bit far for the hazing the noob, if you ask me. which they didn't. he didn't fall for that one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

Have you ever asked a trainee to get a fork to eat yoghurt with
and had them think 'Yeah right, like I'm falling for that!'?
( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)

fuck no
they think i'm a goddess
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)

of what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)

law
:(((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:19, Reply)

+ coles

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)

Clicking this hard.

( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:30, Reply)

hahah!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)

I assume that they kicked the fuck out of him for being a smartarse?

( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

He and his mate managed to get the bat signal onto one of the spotlights at their training base
I was most impressed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)

That's pretty cool.
Full of win.
( Muns, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:30, Reply)

One final one
When he was on HMS Newcastle there was a comms system that had a phantom raspberry blower. This went on at random times of the day and night for weeks and drove the captain mad.

He had managed to wire in an additional handset and hid it under his mattress for raspberrylols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

On building sites they do that all the time
" A long stand " "spirit level bubbles" etc etc...


I mean one time I was asked to get an "Air Ambulance" when we all know they are made of metal
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

I have actually sold them
www.helipal.com/level-bubble-b-big-block.html
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)

COOL STORY ME

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)

At my first job a customer was asking me about a drill we had on special offer.
He said 'does it have Hammer 4?'
I said 'I don't know, what's Hammer 4?'
He said 'Banging in nails' and people laughed at me.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

ahhhh
at least they still do!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

^ background in the building industry

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

Yep, you wouldn't catch me 'helping' anyone on here though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:15, Reply)

Can you design a kitchen for me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)

he hasn't even measured mine up yet
it's been MONTHS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)

^euphemism^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)

"you wouldn't catch me 'helping' anyone on here though."

A consultation is £60 + VAT
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:19, Reply)

plus disbs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)

I am currently reading up on the legal aspects of property transactions
It's well lol.
(Good evening Good evening, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)

which ones?
there's about 137,000,000
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:20, Reply)

easements, tenure etc
Mortgage advice qualification innit. Piss easy.
(Good evening Good evening, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)

Maybe if you'd tried harder at school
you could be doing something more worthwhile and interesting with your life.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)

I administrate for my team, manage the workflow, and train up the newbs in other teams that supply work to us.
I've been here 10 years, know what's what, and am generally involved in or have a good idea of most of the projects going on.

A new guy has started, who has executive-style hair, wears a shirt and tie, and is the boss's new favourite - everything is being handed to new boy.

My boss marched me into a room the other day because he'd heard I'd told some of the newbies "I run the joint in all but name" hahahahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

We all know I run the joint.
And don't you fucking forget it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:41, Reply)

Run?
You Hop the joint, just remember that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:43, Reply)

In my experience, the person claiming they run the place
is usually the one everybody loathes because they're constantly having to carry him and his workshy rubbishness.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:44, Reply)

I'm great and all the girls fancy me.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)

Harters is lovely. You leave him be!
alt. I got spat on by a lad at school and called queer, so I chased him from one end of the yard to the other and kicked him in.
Apart from name calling, I didn't have it so bad, being a poof at a Comprehensive.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)

Fucking hell Jasum
This ent really helping me you know?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)

He is grooming you mate
You know what his lot are like all about the bumbum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:23, Reply)

How not?
Fucking bloo bloo prick.
Get bullied then. I hope you do a suicide.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:27, Reply)

Calm down I'm not actually rejecting you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:30, Reply)

TOO LATE!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)

a comprehensive?
How vulgar.
(Good evening Good evening, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:19, Reply)

Everything's vulgar to you, you elitist, old-tiled, dictionary bashing, hole-riddled, rodent bothering, jumped up prick

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:26, Reply)

Of course, going to an ex-mining college "university" is proper classy.

( Kroney, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:28, Reply)

hey, I got poor A levels because of drugs and birds, what's your excuse?

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)

Parisian attitude I hear

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)

An extra chromosome

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:34, Reply)

NO PARROT CHAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)

I'm not making any excuses on account of not calling other peoples' schooling vulgar.
Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self, bro.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:43, Reply)

I got straight As despite booze and drugs and birds and a failing comprehensive

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:16, Reply)

lol

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:22, Reply)

Who was it Cavy rejected?
Whoever it was, HH has mixed me up with them, the great cross-eyed brain-flid spazzer.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)

I didn't know Cavy had cross eyes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:19, Reply)

CQ I think

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:19, Reply)

No I'm pretty sure CQ plugged it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:20, Reply)

eew

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)

I know, fancy fucking CQ.
Some people have no standards. I can only imagine she was drunk.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:25, Reply)

+ drugged

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:26, Reply)

You lot are shit at bullying at least Quints was a bit of a dab hand
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1733240
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:40, Reply)

that's also a pissweak prissy bit of whining
this is easily the feeblest and most sensitive corner of what's already the wettest website on the internet

it's like bullying kittens
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:48, Reply)

Shut it you you you
Wiganer... yeah what do you think of that eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:54, Reply)

tell him st helens is miles better, go on.

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:56, Reply)

Zing
I bet he'll never show his face round here again after that one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:57, Reply)

He is defo having a little cry now

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:59, Reply)

I'm 43 too. And my wife is French.
I'm like a massive Swiss cheese of insecurities to be exploited.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:06, Reply)

chin up

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:09, Reply)

*chins

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:10, Reply)

He'd need some kind of chin-strap device

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:14, Reply)

it's called a beard

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:14, Reply)

432 more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:25, Reply)

lbs or kilos?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:35, Reply)

STONE

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:05, Reply)

Wow that anotherwanker guy he was really cool

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:01, Reply)

BOH
Just don't tell Nakers I said that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:03, Reply)

You're all really 'cool'

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:04, Reply)

We'll never see posters of that calibre again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:24, Reply)

I quite liked how I beat the *upset* meme, by just not being upset.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:09, Reply)

^ upset.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:09, Reply)

for your next trick you should grow some hair and lose several stone

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:11, Reply)

and you should let more blood flow to your brain.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:14, Reply)

ive got a 10k run later on so I guess that'll be a likely outcome

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:19, Reply)

bit expensive

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:20, Reply)

can you afford that

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:22, Reply)

Good lad. We do worry about you*
*not really
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:23, Reply)

Stick to being a fat fag darling, spokesperson of the internet doesn't suit

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:29, Reply)

I will stick to being always better and more liked than you.
You stick to being a relentless, bored troll. Who, let's face it, hasn't been funny for ages.

mwah!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:33, Reply)

That's some proper upset there jase
show em how it's done
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:35, Reply)

YOU'D KNOW!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:37, Reply)

so well liked that you cant even pick up a fuck on canal street

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:36, Reply)

Can too. Maybe three.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:37, Reply)

that would explain your perma single status sweetie

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)

yes dear.
This coming from the person who keeps his mundane existence a secret, but has no qualms about leaping on others' lives.
Still, keeps you happy, love. That's what matters
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:43, Reply)

I haven't figured out yet how to convince people that I am NOT upset.
This doesn't work either.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:13, Reply)

perhaps if you weren't so obviously upset

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:14, Reply)

^^^^permanently UUUPSET

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:19, Reply)

he's a prick and I hate him.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:28, Reply)

:(
That's just going way to far.......To Fucking far
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:34, Reply)

Few too many new faces around these parts for my liking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:31, Reply)

Did you get on the wrong train....AGAIN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:34, Reply)

Nah I got my commute locked down
apart from other people, they can fuck off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:48, Reply)

You should totes give them your rendition of "Lilly the pink"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:53, Reply)

Is this a joke of some sort? I can't really tell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:58, Reply)

No not at all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:03, Reply)

I should've guessed coming from you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:16, Reply)

Enough with the bullying already

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:25, Reply)

Good evening

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:42, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:48, Reply)

Have you asked B3th if you can have an Ian Watkins icon?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:49, Reply)

hey, I'm 'not guilty' of the charges against me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:01, Reply)

'megalolz'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:06, Reply)

alright baggers

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:08, Reply)

Peado apologist^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)

alright dozer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:00, Reply)