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get a battered sausage and a pickled egg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:34,
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+ whilst waiting for your main order
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:35,
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Haha
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36,
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+small chips
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39,
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Cod and chips, whitebait, mushy peas. Ketchup and lager.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36,
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Get a can of Rio.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37,
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Not on the menu, they do something called an 'orange jigger' though
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39,
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Get drunk before you go, complain that they don't sell Rio.
And then put their windows in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40,
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The sell sherry too. I might have a sherry.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:41,
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Like he did on Monday night.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42,
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It was fine, I had my wifebeater didn't i
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42,
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Did he smash some back doors in?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:43,
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Got pissed up and was swearing at the top of his lungs
in front of all the muzzas.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:47,
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That's okay, cracking sense of humour those lads.
They love a bit of banter.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49,
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They love a bit of FUCKING banter, the CUNTS!
You mean.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49,
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Innit.
Je Suis BANTS
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:52,
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They are all equally culpable for the crimes of their kind and someone needed to tell them.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50,
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I usually get a white pudding on the side with whatever I'm ordering.
Or a king rib (which is like a mc rib, but nicer and battered).
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37,
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No wonder life expectancy in Scotland is 59.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40,
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nobody I went to university with had grandparents
:(
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:41,
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hahahahahahahaha!
for reals?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44,
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pretty much
Glasgow lived off chips and fags and irn bru
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50,
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I still had three great grandmothers alive ... I was like some sort of incomprehensible god
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:52,
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In others words all the females in your family get kocked up at 14 round the back of "Chicken Cottage"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:59,
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pretty much
Although that's prolly not why they lived into their 90s
That's all down to a diet of pies and mild
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:01,
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keyword: birmingham
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:45,
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All Muzzers aren't they?
10th generation
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48,
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that's not in Scotland, pet
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:05,
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Battered white pudding is the bollocks!
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48,
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is it?
I always thought it was mostly fat and cereal.
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:55,
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^tggi^
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:55,
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