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Morning.gin tasting.
Alt. Pork pies, all the local butchers claim theirs is a Champion pie. Do your local butchers make spurious claims?
Altalt. Veggie option, does your greengrocer make spurious claim's?
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 7:32,
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lol gay
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 8:17,
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there used to be a butcher near work called Pete's Meats
He was called Pete and he did sell meat so I don't think this answers your question. Sorry.
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old man river possible lesbian, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 8:18,
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I enjoyed this story about Pete.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 8:50,
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you can't beat his meat
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:12,
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meat street mreakdown
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:25,
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Saturday morning meat fest* breakfast
Alt: My local butcher makes spurious claims about the high quality of his meat. He's lying as the only stuff I've bought from him was stewing steak and that was awful.
Altalt: The veggie option is 'fuck off and eat elsewhere you mentalist foodwrong'
*Bacon, cumberland sausages, black pudding, fried egg, mushrooms. No bread though, bread's fattening.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 9:09,
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fried bread is good for you.
Hard to trust butchers, it is a liars trade.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 9:33,
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Are you on a keto diet or something?
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PsychoChomp, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:45,
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Have you mistaken him for Battered?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:50,
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No special diet
Except I exclude bread from my diet completely - love the stuff - it doesn't like me.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:08,
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What sort of Withnail-worthy degeneracy is this, gin-tasting in the morning?
I was motivated last night to try the new steaks from my local supermarket, and wish I hadn't: they were crap.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 10:33,
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gin tasting later. the steaks, 28 day hung and brined in hickory wood fire?
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 11:11,
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Alt: no different to all chippies claiming to be award winning.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 10:46,
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oh yes, the only fish fryers worth going to still use beef dripping.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 11:17,
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joiners get awards now?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:04,
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Yes.
A lot hinges on them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:05,
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I should have saw that one coming
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:30,
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I'm lucky enough to have Melton Mowbray not that far from me so I'm pretty sure my pork pie supply is highend
I also have 3 butchers and 2 greengrocers all within a 5 minute walk, supermarket meat and fresh Veg. is well overpriced and not that good
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:44,
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you consider living in the Midlands lucky?
pretty low standards right here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:06,
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Not as low as your wifes standards
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:19,
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The invention of the internal combustion engine has meant that food products are now available more than 10 miles away from the place of their production
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:33,
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I matters not, if I want a pork pie or even cornish cream tea
My local supermarket will provide for my needs, that way I can go down on my skateboard and save the planet all at the same time.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:31,
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Gin is ming
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broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:00,
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Incorrect
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:06,
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In
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broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:08,
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think the best so far is the Aldi one but the Greenalls is pretty good.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:06,
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Hi everyone 0/
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:39,
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yo
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:45,
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Allah akhbar high fives :)
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:47,
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Our chef is a pie champion, her pork ones are ace.
Not a euphemism.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:53,
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how did scotch night go?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:56,
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Warm up for next Sunday innit?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:08,
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You mean
"There's nothing to celebrate about our country but boiled offal, a mediocre poet and a resentment of the blatantly superior English" night?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:31,
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you mean, let's ignore the enlightenment and the numerous political, economic, scientific and cultural achievements of the Scots
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:45,
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enlightenment
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:53,
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enlightenment
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:07,
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nlytnmnt
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:11,
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If you love em that much, why don't you fuck off back there then?????
Eh? Eh? EH?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:34,
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because baggenfock fucks kids
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:37,
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he really, really does
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Good evening Good evening, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:43,
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There's two dozers hare. It's scary.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:02,
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Just remember the shittier one out of the two is probably the real Dozer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:28,
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I hear he touches winkies.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:40,
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pie champion, links please!
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:03,
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She has no medals unfortunately, just does them for the boozer.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:20,
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oh, a self declared pie champion.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:36,
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Spurious innit?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:38,
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yes. I just was living in hope. a marketeers dream.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:42,
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Hope is a village in the Derbyshire Peak District, in England.
Nice place.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:52,
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what are the nurseries like?
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Good evening Good evening, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:55,
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There's a very nice garden centre nearby.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:57,
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The village is also known for its well dressing.
As opposed to the fashion disasters on OT.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:59,
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but how sexy are the toddlers though?
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Good evening Good evening, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:06,
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I think someone might be a little bit upset.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:10,
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I'm so upset I think I might cry.
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Good evening Good evening, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:13,
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one hour to go people, get your party shoes on
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:57,
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What's happening?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:57,
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^ just mad because they're not invited
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:12,
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can't wait
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$$ ✅, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:21,
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shitting before you go or saving it for his waste disposal unit?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:28,
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saving it
I hope they have a granite work top
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$$ ✅, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:31,
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it's alright, the sink's at floor level
some of kind of japanese design thing, apparently it's all the rage in hoxton apartments
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:35,
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