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Al Murrayand Bez are both standing for parliament.
What idiotic media twat would you like to see standing, or even vote for?
Alt, why is hh wrong on so many levels?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 15:36,
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Russel Brand
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PsychoChomp, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 15:46,
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Worst Alt: EVAH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 15:57,
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he'd be great on newsnight oh wait no he wouldn't
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:53,
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he is actually standing, in Witney (Cameron's constituency)
or so the rumour goes
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Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Sun 18 Jan 2015, 20:00,
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Steven Fry would get my vote.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 15:50,
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His wedding Pics are available now if you want to google them?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 15:57,
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What kind of fag would be interested in a wedding? Unless it's their own.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:10,
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I have no idea at all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:12,
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Hey Gonz whilst your in Cyprus
If you see Tonia Buxton you'll have to swop recipes and make sure you grab her chest, it's considered impolite if you don't.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:56,
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Wrong side affendium, I'm in the north.
I had a fantastic chicken kofta and chips the other day and somewhere that wouldn't even be considered a 'dive' in Diners-driveins-and-dives, it's basiclly a shack, but it was proper lush
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:03,
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Some of the best foods are from roadside type cookouts
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:10,
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alt: a pint of sneck lifter
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 15:55,
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My first instinct was to do a strikethrough...however I googled it
Not tried that one before, worth a try I gather?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:02,
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If you like dark beers
It's alright for a cold day
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:12,
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I watched the video link for it
www.jenningsbrewery.co.uk/beers/beer.aspx?bid=9I had quite an urge to get all punchy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:13,
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not clicking, virus, etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:15,
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Even worse talks about it having coffee, liquorice and mallasses in it then says it tastes like sweet prunes and then grassy FFS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:20,
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Some of the camra crowd can get a bit obsessive.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:21,
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I'm drinking a nice double malt polish beer shandy
It's refreshing and will get me slightly sozzled eventually
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:26,
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I have a nice three litre bottle of White Ace. That may also get me slightly sozzled.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:28,
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What's the use of being a publican if you can't get high on your own supply?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:31,
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Pork scratchings for the protein too.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:38,
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What's the vegetarian option?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:58,
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something without yeast probably
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:07,
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Peperami.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:11,
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I prefer the dark ones.
We've got this in at the moment, which is rather nice.
instagram.com/p/xPywm0xck9/
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:17,
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Alright dutchie44
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:27,
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DBT don't half look like Phillip Schofield
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:30,
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Sadly, I'm not the tulip chomper :((
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:37,
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^ DIRK VAN DER WERFF
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:52,
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I've not tried Jennings I don't think, but we're off to the Winter Ales Festival in Manchester next week, I'll see if there's some there.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:06,
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I hope you get stuck in Franks flat for 48 hours and have to be rescued by Jasum
who will then make you his own personal sex slave for 12 years.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:10,
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I hear he's a gentle and considerate lover.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:12,
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In that case switch the names around
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:15,
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the Manchester beer and cider festival is not a festival of winter beers. if anything from Marston's is on the beer list I would be shocked.
Snecklifter 4 mixed for 5 at Asda? It was a shit dark beer when Jennings was independent.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 18:51,
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You're right, it used to be the camra one, now it's changed.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 18:54,
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aye.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:22,
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Al Murrayand Bez
sounds like a terrorist
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$$ ✅, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:01,
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Harry Hill
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:27,
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I'd love to see the Jon Snow interview
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:28,
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how did whisky night go?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:40,
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Ok, sold quite a few bottles. I got a nice couple for myself.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:43,
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wat u get
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:33,
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dapper laughs
the proper moist party, omg that would be like well lol
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 16:51,
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Helen Keller
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:00,
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keller est il?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:08,
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howard from the halifax or dee-jay chris 'moylesey' moyles
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:21,
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You still stuck in the North?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:26,
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On the way home now. Just passed the turn off for 'Gaydon' hahahaha yeah
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:29,
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How many pints did you not meet Dozer for?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:34,
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Quite a few. Is Halifax near York? I have no idea because geography is for gays.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:36,
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No, it isn't.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:37,
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It is. But not as gay as meeting you for a pint.
Even Jay is too straight for that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:38,
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I meant Halifax isn't near York m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:40,
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Halifax is a dive and I didn't see any windmills.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:42,
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York only has the one m8, it's a precious resource
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:42,
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We were in Cheshire most of the weekend, no windmills there either but there was snow, which I like.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:46,
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*licks boom boom*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:49,
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Disgusting.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:51,
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^Informer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:56,
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my dads parents lived on Windmill Rise.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 18:56,
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really?
Blimey. It's just a couple of streets away from me.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:00,
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yes really. they built the house.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:15,
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Mrs Dozer is worth meeting.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:40,
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Phew
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:38,
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^Shit at geography
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:41,
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Both in Yorkshire.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:39,
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...which is four separate counties
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:40,
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four, north, east and west.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 18:57,
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I managed to work that much out.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:40,
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Boris Johnson
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old man river possible lesbian, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:33,
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Tony Bliar
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 17:34,
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Lenny Henry
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:13,
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hahahaha, no black people get in to government
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:14,
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I'd vote for that negro chap on the telly. The one who smiles a lot.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:31,
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rusty marriot the TV chef
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:34,
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Tom Jones?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:40,
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Dave Benson Philips?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:40,
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Something racist?
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PsychoChomp, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:42,
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Uncle Ben?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:42,
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That's the chap!
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:43,
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like I said, rusty Marriott
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 19:47,
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