What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
I once put my left index finger in another man's bottom while a third man touched my willy at a party once.

Alt: Evening plans? I'm going to the pub on my own. I bet all you lot are stuck in dreary office commuter trains. HaHaHa.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:11, 63 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm not, I'm stuck in a dreary online message board.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:12, Reply)

shit, dude ... do you want us to send help?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

It's OK, I know where the 'log out' button is and I'm not afraid to use it!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:16, Reply)

yeah yeah ... that's what they all say

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:21, Reply)

full sex
Alt: ditto
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

Top satirising baggers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:18, Reply)

Only the best for my OT crew

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:20, Reply)

I am glad you've found your niche.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)

the groove of a pre-pubescent backside

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:29, Reply)

a nice pink arse and no hair on his balls

(Good evening Good evening, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:32, Reply)

Classic Baggenfock!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:42, Reply)

I heard he prefers them when their balls haven't even dropped

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:43, Reply)

I heard that he once disguised himself as a primary school.

(Good evening Good evening, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:44, Reply)

I heard that he collects the tears of his victims and uses them in magic nonce spells

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:53, Reply)

I once had unprotected sex with a seven year old boy.

(Good evening Good evening, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:21, Reply)

A seven year old *baby* boy I bet

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

It's not gay if they're under 12

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:25, Reply)

gayest thing is asking a man for his untappd user details, although I imagine it is doctor shambolic.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:25, Reply)

I heard Dr. Shambolic sometimes posts on the internet

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)

lies on the internet

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:30, Reply)

on his untappd or ratebeer account,

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:31, Reply)

that's definitely the most insulting thing I've ever heard on here

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:32, Reply)

Take a cock up my arse
Alt: Might watch Foxcatcher after Man of Tai Chi.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:29, Reply)

think you've got those two answers in the wrong order

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:30, Reply)

Promises, promises

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:31, Reply)

Man of Tai Chi is great

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:43, Reply)

Yep, it was excellent
Watching the Tale of Princess Kaguya now (Best Animated Feature nominee)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:19, Reply)

posting on b3ta

( $$ ✅, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:31, Reply)

^win

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:35, Reply)

How long have you got?
Back in the late 90's, I burst out the closet with bleach blonde hair, belly tops, a pierced navel, Buffalo boots and a lot of glitter.
I still know all the steps dances from start to finish.
Oh, and fucking men probs.

alt. frig all.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:32, Reply)

^ part timer

(Good evening Good evening, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:33, Reply)

sounds appalling

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:33, Reply)

I was Queer as Fuck. M8.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:34, Reply)

And now you're Fat as Fuck. How times change.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:36, Reply)

AM NOT!!!
I bet you're fatter
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:40, Reply)

somebody fetch the lube, this cat fight is about to get interesting

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:42, Reply)

*gets popcorn*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:43, Reply)

Not really. Im going now. Bye.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:44, Reply)

BYE!!!!
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ARSE ON THE WAY OUT
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:48, Reply)

well that's ruined a promising wank

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:50, Reply)

I'm sure there are probably other illiterate fat northerners on the internet somewhere

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:55, Reply)

I'm not emailing my dad at this time of day
he'll be fighting drunk
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:58, Reply)

alt: terrible bullying of swipe

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:59, Reply)

creepy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:10, Reply)

YES

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:12, Reply)

not for me, butchsnake is still bringing it

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:55, Reply)

It matters not, what matters is that you are upset on the Internet abaht being a fatty fat fat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:52, Reply)

A couple of days ago I had "Hello Dolly" in my head and hummed it in public.
That's probably gayer than sucking cock.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:43, Reply)

it's really not

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:43, Reply)

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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 19:45, Reply)

ok, but don't tell anyone
I once held hands with a girl.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:12, Reply)

Hahaha YM!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:14, Reply)

we've all "held" her "hand"

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:18, Reply)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:19, Reply)

SHUT UP no one saw alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:18, Reply)

The prophet Mohammed saw the lot mate. He's seen everything. Apart from a picture of himself maybe.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:20, Reply)

Peace be upon him

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:21, Reply)

or is that the other guy?
I was never any good at RE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:22, Reply)

Hitler?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:25, Reply)

I thought he was the one that rose from the dead

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:31, Reply)

Dirty Den?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:32, Reply)

Either way it's a lovely sentiment i am sure he'd appreciate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:28, Reply)

I doubt it he killed himself in a bunker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 20:30, Reply)