alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 7:23, 66 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

crumpet time!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 7:37, Reply)

You stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 7:51, Reply)

bit sexist

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:25, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 7:55, Reply)

dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:07, Reply)

mr horrible

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:17, Reply)

Morning,
Had my nice dose of early morning porn on QOTW and I'm ready for a hard days work.
( Peej, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:23, Reply)

that place would be dead on its arse without brayndedd

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:26, Reply)

Pfft it'd be pretty funny if someone did a strikethrough on the word 'work' there and made it look like you were planning on masturbating all day!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:33, Reply)

I hope someone does that soon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:34, Reply)

work BUMHOLE
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:35, Reply)

clickin dis

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:36, Reply)

hi the internet

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:41, Reply)

Morning Oh Snake of Meat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:42, Reply)

Morning jeff

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:42, Reply)

although I can't speak for everyone on the internet,
I would like to reciprocate the sentiment:
Hi!
( $$ ✅, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:47, Reply)

alright web legend SS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:48, Reply)

You're only saying what everyone is thinking

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:49, Reply)

Someone in the office stinks of fresh piss
I'm pretty sure its not me, at least 60% sure
( Peej, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:52, Reply)

Psssst... is 40% fresh piss, pass it on

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 8:54, Reply)

yes I am.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:07, Reply)

oh god, here we go again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:14, Reply)

Kill me now and make it quick
This hangover is making me tearful :(
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:13, Reply)

KLANG KLANG FRYING PAN GLUGGLUG GREASY FRIED EGGS NOMNOM

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:18, Reply)

served in a dirty ashtray.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)

^ couldn't get laid in a morgue

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:20, Reply)

^donkey dick

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:33, Reply)

^ buttwad

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)

^shenanigans is just taking a shit

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:36, Reply)

*slaps*

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:37, Reply)

hahahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)

that's been sitting in the washing up water over night
and washed down with some leftover warmcans
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:22, Reply)

Oh, that might be alright
Chilli sauce on mine please
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)

Haha like a student

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)

Morning team
I keep waking up far too fucking early at the moment. It is NOT GOOD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:26, Reply)

I *have* to wake up far too fucking early, 'they' should do something about these poxy mornings.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:27, Reply)

5am this morninng, wide awake
I got about 70 pages read of my book though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)

I'd like to be wide awake then, I'd potter about for a couple of hours before work, and maybe even have breakfast like normal people.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)

6am is fine, 5am ent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:32, Reply)

since I have been on a units per week alcohol regime
i am waking up at 3am. Mind you, I am spark-o at 9.30pm if the TV is shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)

can you get by on 80 units per week?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:36, Reply)

I was in that region before.
I am on 30 a week. which has been OK. so far.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)

by my calculations, a minimum of 67 would do me

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:41, Reply)

80 odd is only a bottle of wine a night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:42, Reply)

Yeah, it was considerably more than 80.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:07, Reply)

haha like a student

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)

early nights just to keep warm as heating costs money.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:40, Reply)

^had to wikipedia what am and pm meant, still unsure

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:43, Reply)

It is a defunct american airline

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:21, Reply)

It probably means you are turning gay

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)

turning?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)

I was up at five this morning.
Sleep is for the weak. And ... you know ... that hour after lunch. And aeroplanes.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)

I cant sleep in cars or planes
I can't nap during the day, otherwise when I wake up its like I've had about 10 pints
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:44, Reply)

so you might as well stay awake and just have the 10 pints

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:44, Reply)

tggi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:50, Reply)

... something something passengers on your bus etc etc

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 9:51, Reply)

Could the person drilling into my skull please give it a rest
Has anyone got a pair of glasses with eyes drawn on them? I could seriously do with a nap
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)

just go down to the post room for a bit and sleep in one of those big mail delivery bags.
They're well comfy, and nobody in the post room does any work so they won't find you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:09, Reply)

Server room ftw
nice and toasty
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)

oh yeah, love a good server room nap.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:15, Reply)

Do you have disabled toilets at your place of work?
Buy a box of wine from the nearest offy/supermarket. Drink box of wine.

Blow up the bladder that had the wine in it.

Now you have a pillow to rest against the moving armrest in the disabled bogs.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)

You sir are a fucking genius

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)

where were you in yesterday's life hack thread

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)

asleep in the disabled bogs I'd guess

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)

Ey up
I'm tempted to wander over to Spitalfields for lunch and try out these guys:

www.kerbfood.com/traders/kerbanists/bbq-lab/

Something about the words "77 hour cooked beef ribs" is pushing my meat button.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)

Kerbanists can go fuck themselves.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 10:32, Reply)