It's some sort of caramelised pork belly thing in the canteen for lunch
As a consequence the whole office smells of bacon. It's killing me.

What does your place of employment currently smell of? What's annoying you about it?

Alt: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30928744 Buddhist monk in "being a bit of a cunt" shocker. Who else were you surprised to learn was a bit of a cunt?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:46, 52 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Coffee.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:50, Reply)

could be worse

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)

perfume
nothing, it's my perfume.

alt: YM, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)

What's the vegetarian option?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)

Manning up or suicide.

( Muns, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)

Baked potato or soup
soups today are Broccoli and Almond or Puy Lentil and Peppers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:01, Reply)

Neither thanks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:02, Reply)

Yup I'm going pork belleh

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:09, Reply)

A choice?
I don't know what to do.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:17, Reply)

Go with the pork belly.

( Muns, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:26, Reply)

^Muslim
I have a cold, although I'm sure it smells of the fat pregnant womans overly sweet vanilla body spray that she insists on applying every five minutes. I hope she doesn't miscarry or have a stillbirth, I want nine months away from that shit.
( Muns, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)

Shame
Alt. Some Buddhists are violent and therefore all Buddhists are violent, Buddhism preaches violence and they are most likely all terrorists.
( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)

Most of them appear to be shit at it though.
They only seem to be able to accidentally set themselves on fire when they try anything.
( Muns, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:03, Reply)

It reeks of despair and body odour and my cheesy helmet and piss. I like it though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:57, Reply)

If you moved occasionally your body fug might dissipate

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:01, Reply)

KA-LI-MAR!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)

Aum Namah Shivaya! Aum Namah Shivaya!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:12, Reply)

My place of work reeks of lost opportunity and despair.
Alt: The Buddhists are only saying what we are all thinking.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:02, Reply)

Burnt hot cross buns

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:07, Reply)

Keep at it.
You've still chance to get it right in time for Easter.
( Muns, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:11, Reply)

Balmain eau de toilette

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:15, Reply)

Balbag MORE LIKE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:16, Reply)

I spray it on my bawbag.
Tingles a bit, but I like it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:18, Reply)

+sh
( Muns, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:23, Reply)

I did that once. Once.
Like Deep Heat. Ow.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:30, Reply)

Michael Palin.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:22, Reply)

coffee
Im surprised to learn that Katie Hopkins actually isn't too bad a cunt via the medium of Celeb Big Bro
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:23, Reply)

I'm surprised to learn that popular B3ta user, Geordiejay, is a cunt
on the basis that he watches Celebrity Big Brother.
( Muns, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:26, Reply)

I discovered he was a much bigger cunt than I could possibly have imagined when I started following him on social media website twitter

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:27, Reply)

OI! My Twitters great!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:28, Reply)

really? i must miss the good bits as all i see is whinging about the injustice served to the reality television stars you like best or retweeteing stuff about men dressing up as ladies, with the odd daily mail style uninformed political statement
and the obvious pushing of the gay agenda into heterosexual and normal society. i must start looking at it more frequently.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:31, Reply)

That's what Twitter is for, silly boots.
Stop pushing your heterosexual agenda on me!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:36, Reply)

i know, i'm only messing. twitter and facebook are 'fucking shit'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:37, Reply)

Are you the fat bald bloke with the vacuous little englander closet council estate racist stuff mixed up with faggot gimp weirdo child abuse stuff?

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:32, Reply)

No that's YD

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:35, Reply)

Geez I must have missed him acquiring brain damage and several stone. Who knew mate, who knew

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:40, Reply)

So it's hereditary?
Poor you!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)

I have just been on the twitters
And someone had retweeted a link to this: www.teapigs.co.uk/articles/the_uks_first_matcha_pop_up_bar.htm

"teapigs are descending on Boxpark in Shoreditch next week for a super exciting launch – we are opening the UK’s first ever matcha pop up bar!"

I could hear hipsters spontaneously orgasming into their jean-shorts with braces as I read it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:43, Reply)

A pop up tea bar?
We sure know how to live!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)

If hipsters and gayers have taught us anything
it's that paying £4 for a hot beverage is good value for money.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:47, Reply)

Also american chain coffee houses

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:50, Reply)

i've seen that teapigs shite pop up as an option in cafes quite a lot recently as a further option for an extra £2 or something, dunno what all the fuss is about, i'm not trying it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:51, Reply)

£10 for 50 normal teabags.
Yorkshire Gold - 400 teabags for £10 or 3p a cup (rounded up).
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

It's been great this year.
That's the tip of my trash telly iceberg. But I recognise it as such.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:28, Reply)

He does a lot of twittering with the hashtag #cbb
which I thought was CBeebies. It seemed alarmingly sexual for that, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:31, Reply)

I wouldn't mind a go on the girl with one arm.

( Muns, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:34, Reply)

Jade Goody's Mam?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:37, Reply)

I love the way that this reference means nothing at all to me.
I actually meant Cerrie Burnell
( Muns, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:39, Reply)

Cerrie Burnell Rick Allen
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:40, Reply)

Ohhhhhhh VIENNAAAAAAA

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)

she's not all that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:51, Reply)

I know but a stump is nothing new to you
for Muns it would be an eye opener
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:04, Reply)