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	 better early afternoon thread
	better early afternoon thread
 	Like maccabeef would post.
Alt: Duran Duran or Nik Kershaw?
Altalt: when was the last time something something whatever
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:07,
	
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	 After I put all that effort in copying a youtube link from reddits front page.
	After I put all that effort in copying a youtube link from reddits front page.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:07,
	
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	 life's hard
	life's hard 
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:09,
	
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	 and so am I
	and so am I
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:10,
	
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	 Cucumber
	Cucumber
 	Banana
or Tofu?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:11,
	
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	 Im watching them tonight
	Im watching them tonight
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:13,
	
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	 Fuck this shit. That's the last time I start a thread.
	Fuck this shit. That's the last time I start a thread. 
 	Go fuck yourselves.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:09,
	
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	 Yessss needy thread stomping signalling the usual Friday afternoon decline in posting.
	Yessss needy thread stomping signalling the usual Friday afternoon decline in posting. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:11,
	
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	 Alt: Duran Duran
	Alt: Duran Duran
 	obviously
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:10,
	
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	 Get fucked, right in the giant bumbag.
	Get fucked, right in the giant bumbag.
 	You mutton chopped prick.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:13,
	
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	 At least buy him a drink first, eh?
	At least buy him a drink first, eh?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:14,
	
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	 when will this persistent flirting cease?
	when will this persistent flirting cease?
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:20,
	
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	 when you send him a photo
	when you send him a photo
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:33,
	
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	 Seen it.
	Seen it. 
 	Hated it.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:50,
	
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	 in about 5 years time he's going to look just like doc brown
	in about 5 years time he's going to look just like doc brown
 	the back to the future one, not the other one.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:55,
	
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	 you seem oddly preoccupied with me and my kids
	you seem oddly preoccupied with me and my kids
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:56,
	
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	 ^ stalked albie and ringo into the ground ^
	^ stalked albie and ringo into the ground ^
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:02,
	
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	 Duran Duran obvs.
	Duran Duran obvs.  
 	Also, there is no question before the alt.  So it can't be an alt, AKSHERLEEEE!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:13,
	
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	 Logic's never been his strong point
	Logic's never been his strong point
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:14,
	
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	 Ctrl: you're not the boss of me
	Ctrl: you're not the boss of me
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:21,
	
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	 WILD BOYS WILD BOYS!
	WILD BOYS WILD BOYS!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:13,
	
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	 Always croooooooozing.
	Always croooooooozing.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:20,
	
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	 I blew out a free McDonalds meal by not appearing in that vid, true story
	I blew out a free McDonalds meal by not appearing in that vid, true story
 	
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 broadsword now that's fresh
 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:30,
	
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	 I rather enjoyed Red Carpet Massacre - Mrs V is something of a Durany (She IS, OK?!)
	I rather enjoyed Red Carpet Massacre - Mrs V is something of a Durany (She IS, OK?!)
 	But the best thing they did was their cover of 911 Is A Joke.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:18,
	
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	 RIP Adrian Chiles.
	RIP Adrian Chiles.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:22,
	
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	 he had a pretty good innings for a brummie
	he had a pretty good innings for a brummie
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:23,
	
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	 No Chiles, no Townsend.
	No Chiles, no Townsend.  
 	Even still, I won't watch ITV.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:24,
	
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	 You'll be watching the BBC on Sunday though.
	You'll be watching the BBC on Sunday though.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:27,
	
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	 13.15, mersh.
	13.15, mersh.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:45,
	
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	 £4.5m a year.  Jesus wept!
	£4.5m a year.  Jesus wept!  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:26,
	
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	 Bet he has a George the bear outfit.
	Bet he has a George the bear outfit.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:28,
	
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	 +that he didn't ponce off his "mates".
	+that he didn't ponce off his "mates".  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:30,
	
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	 He probably has a whole harem of Real Dolls wearing George and Honey Monster costumes.
	He probably has a whole harem of Real Dolls wearing George and Honey Monster costumes.
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:33,
	
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	 brb having a wank
	brb having a wank
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:33,
	
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	 ^blame it on the honey
	^blame it on the honey
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:36,
	
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	 Altalt: last week, or the week before
	Altalt: last week, or the week before
 	
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 broadsword now that's fresh
 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:31,
	
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	 I don't really care much for pop music from the 1980s, omr.
	I don't really care much for pop music from the 1980s, omr.
 	But I'll say Durand Durand because Jane Fonda's tits
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:36,
	
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	 Without wanting to be too controversial, I found her quite physically alluring in that film.
	Without wanting to be too controversial, I found her quite physically alluring in that film.
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:38,
	
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	 60's Jane Fonda makes my wee wee hard
	60's Jane Fonda makes my wee wee hard
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:39,
	
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	 google her now
	google her now
 	that'll fix it
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:50,
	
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	 You know, I reckon I'd still have a go on Brigitte Bardot despite her being in her 80s, looking like my ballbag and being a horrendous, dog-loving Nazi.
	You know, I reckon I'd still have a go on Brigitte Bardot despite her being in her 80s, looking like my ballbag and being a horrendous, dog-loving Nazi.
 	Because, y'know, Brigitte Bardot.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:59,
	
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	 admirable dedication to starfucking
	admirable dedication to starfucking
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:01,
	
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	 It was Barefoot in the Park that first alerted me to her aesthetic charms, but we should also respect her work both as a political activist and in the feminist movement, as well as helping millions of women to keep fit through her popular exercise videos.
	It was Barefoot in the Park that first alerted me to her aesthetic charms, but we should also respect her work both as a political activist and in the feminist movement, as well as helping millions of women to keep fit through her popular exercise videos.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:44,
	
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	 I think if I were ever to consider swapping lives with anyone, it would most likely be Roger Vadim.
	I think if I were ever to consider swapping lives with anyone, it would most likely be Roger Vadim.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:45,
	
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	 Don't forget we like to see her getting her rat out.
	Don't forget we like to see her getting her rat out.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:46,
	
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	 That's a great film.
	That's a great film.
 	It's also a pretty good drinking game film.
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:54,
	
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	 Sorry Monts, at the current rate of donations we might get £150
	Sorry Monts, at the current rate of donations we might get £150
 	But it looks like it's slowing down, fast.
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:36,
	
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	 Maybe if a few people were a bit less selfish
	Maybe if a few people were a bit less selfish
 	And donated rather than buying payday cans, McBeef would be on his way to being the one to follow for great lager.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:42,
	
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	 I don't want to donate money so I'll just report the page and get it shut down.
	I don't want to donate money so I'll just report the page and get it shut down.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:47,
	
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	 On what grounds!
	On what grounds!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:48,
	
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	 The lager not being that great.
	The lager not being that great.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:48,
	
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 	being that great existing
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:55,
	
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	 Furry appropriation, mocking my feels.
	Furry appropriation, mocking my feels.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:49,
	
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	 You sound a bit yiffed about it.
	You sound a bit yiffed about it.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:53,
	
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	 That's our word, you can't say it.
	That's our word, you can't say it.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:32,
	
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	 You need to start some sort of viral marketing thing.
	You need to start some sort of viral marketing thing.
 	I'm not sure what that is exactly,  but I think you need one.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:48,
	
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	 I'd never contemplated suicide till I heard a Duran Duran song
	I'd never contemplated suicide till I heard a Duran Duran song
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:47,
	
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	 Emo
	Emo
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:47,
	
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	 Before my time m8
	Before my time m8
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:48,
	
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	 Prik Kershaw more like!
	Prik Kershaw more like!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:47,
	
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	 Human Racing was pretty good.
	Human Racing was pretty good.
 	And you can't argue with a man with that haircut.
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:55,
	
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	 fobtt
	fobtt
 	what's everybody else doing this weekend then?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:49,
	
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	 Drunken cranking.
	Drunken cranking.
 	You?
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:54,
	
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	 Yeh we already had a weekend thread
	Yeh we already had a weekend thread
 	I'm not going over it again
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:56,
	
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	 oh man ... it'll be a sad day when this place starts repeating itself and turns into a cliquey wankfest
	oh man ... it'll be a sad day when this place starts repeating itself and turns into a cliquey wankfest
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:57,
	
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	 You can always go back to QFTW
	You can always go back to QFTW
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:59,
	
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	 this is qftw
	this is qftw
 	It's just the bit of qftw where the duller qftwers arrange what they're going to have for supper and where to meet for lolbashes
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:00,
	
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	 Yes but the other lot miss you
	Yes but the other lot miss you
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:02,
	
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	 they're just going to have to grow up and make it on their own
	they're just going to have to grow up and make it on their own
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:30,
	
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	 hoist, petard, etc
	hoist, petard, etc
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:04,
	
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	 I'm off to the winter ale festival if anybody wants to buy me a pickled egg
	I'm off to the winter ale festival if anybody wants to buy me a pickled egg
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:31,
	
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	 YTBOH
	YTBOH
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:05,
	
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	 how fucking DARE you
	how fucking DARE you
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:30,
	
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	 ^ bit harsh ^
	^ bit harsh ^
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:01,
	
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	 Depeche Mode, circa 'Master and Servant'
	Depeche Mode, circa 'Master and Servant'
 	Or Slam Bamboo.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:06,
	
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	 Not another NIN thread please.
	Not another NIN thread please.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:07,
	
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	 Depeche Mode's cover of 'Personal Jesus' by Johnny Cash
	Depeche Mode's cover of 'Personal Jesus' by Johnny Cash
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:12,
	
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	 Slam bamboo
	Slam bamboo 
 	I'm using that as a euphemism for gay sex from now on.
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:09,
	
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	 I've added a £1 option because people are not donating
	I've added a £1 option because people are not donating
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:11,
	
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	 There are easily 1995 posters here, all of whom I'm sure would be willing to donate a pound.
	There are easily 1995 posters here, all of whom I'm sure would be willing to donate a pound.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:12,
	
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	 Surely he'd be happy with the £500 christmas version?
	Surely he'd be happy with the £500 christmas version? 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:17,
	
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	 They're all Al's sock puppets
	They're all Al's sock puppets
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:20,
	
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	 Hi Al!
	Hi Al!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:23,
	
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	 Add a £0.05 option and I'm in.
	Add a £0.05 option and I'm in.  
 	Currently ahm oot.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:13,
	
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	 Bad Friending
	Bad Friending
 	But top Jewing
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:20,
	
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	 He'll claim it back as a business expense and all
	He'll claim it back as a business expense and all
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:23,
	
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	 And the tax rebate!
	And the tax rebate!  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:27,
	
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	 they tax cheese on toast now?
	they tax cheese on toast now?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:29,
	
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	 You can't have an alt question when you don't even have a question
	You can't have an alt question when you don't even have a question
 	
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 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later
 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:39,
	
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	 There really should be some strictly enforced posting rules on here.
	There really should be some strictly enforced posting rules on here.
 	
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	 I can have whatever I want. You're not my real granny.
	I can have whatever I want. You're not my real granny.
 	Alt: or ARE you?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:44,
	
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	 Just do as you're told you whippersnapper
	Just do as you're told you whippersnapper
 	
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 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later
 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:46,
	
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	 bindun.
	bindun.  
 	see above.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:47,
	
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	 Yeah, that was a bit of a waste of time, but thanks anyway moi luvver
	Yeah, that was a bit of a waste of time, but thanks anyway moi luvver
 	
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 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later
 Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:07,
	
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	 Yes but you are the poo face.
	Yes but you are the poo face.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:05,
	
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	 Are we there yet?
	Are we there yet?
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:08,
	
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