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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm eating a scone.
I pronounce it to rhyme with one because I'm correct.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:22, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm eating fresh blueberries in yoghurt like some sort of health ponce.
Dark chocolate to follow, in an attempt to redeem my credibility.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:23, Reply)
I just ate a twix.
I quite enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:27, Reply)
That's the spirit.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:29, Reply)
you fucking idiot

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:38, Reply)
I'm sorry, I can't hear you through my aura of antioxidants.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:42, Reply)
Scwone?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:27, Reply)
I saw that, davvo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)
*whistles*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:30, Reply)
Scun?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)
nutin ... what scun wit you?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:37, Reply)
Thats the first thing I thought

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:34, Reply)
nutin ... what scwone wit you?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:35, Reply)
You lookin' kinda downs to meeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:40, Reply)
cos things are getting mongol

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:41, Reply)
Licking the windows hey!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:43, Reply)
gotta gurn around! gotta gurn around!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:44, Reply)
But how are you pronouncing one, because I keep reading books that rhyme it with none?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:27, Reply)
Except being from Wigan, you probably pronounce none to rhyme with non.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:30, Reply)
I pronounce "none" to rhyme with "nowt"

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:36, Reply)
skun?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:35, Reply)
nutin ... what skun wit you?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:37, Reply)
no you're not.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:30, Reply)
he's a know-nothing pillock
but he's right on this. otherwise the joke makes no sense.

what's the fastest thing in the kitchen?

scowne.

doesn't work!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Gone and one don't rhyme though

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:35, Reply)
Does when I say it, must be the only thing my northern dad taught me to say.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:37, Reply)
gwone?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:40, Reply)
nutin ... wha' gwone wit you?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:40, Reply)
nah i'm still here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:42, Reply)
ok. fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:35, Reply)
not any more
I've finished it. I'm having another cup of tea now. With no milk because I'm correct.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:39, Reply)
I have milk with tea

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:44, Reply)
this is why you'll never quite be tboh

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:45, Reply)

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