HIYA!
The Gods have it in for me today. Loads of glitches at work godammit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's because you're a heathen.
Come the day of judgment, you and other sodomites will have their bum holes sewn shut before being cast into the firey depths of hell.

Hope things improve for you.
( Muns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:39, Reply)

I thought they got bummed with red hot pokers
I do wish the ever merciful and loving God would make his mind up about his eternal sadistic punishments
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:43, Reply)

One of the kinky fuckers will probably enjoy that.
Denying them any bum action is the best approach.
( Muns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)

They make me sick to my stomach.
How is this allowed in a civilised society?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:48, Reply)

If they banned it, you'd probably get involved.
A bit like sex with children.
( Muns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)

You sick bastard. I would never do sex with a homo
NEVER
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)

You'd probably enjoy it more knowing that they're straight and it's entirely against their will.

( Muns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)

let them eat minge

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)

all the drink, drugs and friends are there so why not?!
Have fun on your shitty cloud, playing a harp for eternity
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)

It's supposed to be a punishment.
You expect to have access to drink, drugs and friends?
( Muns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)

nope ... it's just you and a woman with a scabby twat for all of eternity

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:01, Reply)

Still, Friday innit you can knock off early and go to the pub

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:39, Reply)

i forgot to tell you i'm finishing at 3 today

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)

I'll probably stick around til half past

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)

i'm not going to the pub today either

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:45, Reply)

Heading back to F-town?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:00, Reply)

nope, i was gonna but now i'm not going to bother, i just wanted to leave early so i am.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:02, Reply)

something something lipps inc

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:04, Reply)

Nope.
Maybe 5 instead of 6. :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:43, Reply)

I might go home for lunch and not come back.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)

I might not even bother going into work.
SUCK ON THAT
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)

a blessed relief for the rest of the cleaning crew I should imagine

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)

clean cutt
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)

*dies in your arms*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQB4nAjZIdE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:10, Reply)

^ Billy no stars

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)