Same old same old
I might plan stuff to do over Easter with the Merlin passes instead of doing work today. Or I'll consider doing some work if I get desperate.

Alt: I get interested for about five minutes, do some research, lose all hope and settle back into apathy.

Altalt: Oh man, I had to pick between Chicken Paste and Beef Paste for my sandwich this mornig and I went with the Beef :( I've failed at Chicken Thursday.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:00, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You have chosen.... Poorly.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:22, Reply)

does meat paste still exist as a thing?
I thought that went extinct in the 1980s
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

In Soviet Russia, meat pastes you.

( .Yeti., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:34, Reply)

SEXY

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)

Yep, I spotted some a few weeks back and bought them in a fit of nostalgia

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:35, Reply)

How's that working out for you?
Isn't it basically bits of the animal they couldn't even make value sausages out of?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:36, Reply)

I'll let you know later
Doesn't bother me, fear of reformed meat by-products has no place in this dojo
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:38, Reply)

yeah, I thought eating or using ALL of the animal was the trendy enviro-aware thing to do these days?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)

my carnivorous friends love this place
www.stjohngroup.uk.com/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:53, Reply)

Whole Suckling Pig
feeds 14-16 guests. One week’s notice needed to guarantee availability. Each pig costs £360.00 and orders for pigs for 14-16 guests or £420 for parties over 16 guests are not processed until we have received an advanced payment for that amount, which will then be deducted from the final bill. Please note that we cannot offer a refund for the advanced payment towards the final bill and we do not offer the Suckling Pig on Sundays
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:57, Reply)

you can have your wedding reception there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)

Lighty has a girlfriend?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)

I doubt it
surely it would have been mentioned by now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:04, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)

i want to say something about the pig and lighty
but i can't think of how to do it without insulting mrs lighty, who is lovely, and frankly far too good for that reprobate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:14, Reply)

I see her regularly to maintain the dosage or it might start wearing off

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:17, Reply)

i've got it now
mrs lighty should have her wedding reception there, as SHE'S THE ONE MARRYING THE PIG.

not sure it was worth the effort really...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)

Careful or I will make a joke about suckling that you won't be able to unread

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)