Trying to free up some space on a unix box
I attempted to delete a directory way down a chain of archive directories called "home" but instead of typing "rm -rf home" I typed "rm -rf /home". How the boss laughed! I say laughed, it was more "threatened me with the sack".

Alt: Hadn't really thought about it, as I assumed we were too worldly wise to fall for that marketing guff. But I discovered earlier that I am very much in the minority of our relationship on that one, so need to figure something out pronto.

AltAlt: bollocks parrot
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:11, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

send her flowers at work
easy, effective, done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

But then the colleagues of Mrs Lighty will know she has a boyfriend.
She might not have mentioned it. Lighty has been pretty coy about things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)

she can tell them it's a secret admirer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)

relationship? I didn't realise etc etc never mentioned etc etc

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Just get some candles and some food from M&S or waitrose (the romantic supermarkets)
have a shower and be nice to her.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)

<s>most of that</s>, golden, etc etc
zzzzz
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

I don't think even the people who are into golden showers consider it something particularly romantic.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)

mmmm yeah ... the romance of the ready meal and basic personal hygiene
bow chikka bow!
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)

They can smell your wife in Holland

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)

a surprisingly popular service

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)

and this is why you're the best one here

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)

thanx hun

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)

Sometimes just spending time alone with your partner is enough.
LOL
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)

if you don't regularly spend time alone with them then they don't count as your partner
that's just somebody you're stalking
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)

you wally.
I upset our unix box by turning on autoextends on a database without realising the drive had fuck all space left on it.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 17:25, Reply)