morning. shopping centres, I have never been to a fancy shopping centre, what are you proud of achieving?
alt.fanny or dick
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 7:42, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

First time I've been called a shopping centre.
Can't be bothered to think about such weighty things as achievements before my morning coffee, but it probably involves orphans and the downtrodden masses or summat.

Alt: Fanny, obvs.
( .Yeti., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 7:54, Reply)

^ has me on 2.0

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:07, Reply)

^ understandable ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:10, Reply)

I one got a cuddle from Rick Witter.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:02, Reply)

is this your alt. answer?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:07, Reply)

both

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:13, Reply)

Despite having worked in a number of pubs and drunk gallons of the stuff
I have always managed to get someone else to open the bottles of fizz. Those corks scare me.

Alt: for what?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:12, Reply)

fanny craddock or dick francis

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:16, Reply)

bringing up two budgies single-handedly, it's hard work but so rewarding.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:12, Reply)

I thought of a joke about you and/or swipe and your budgies this morning whilst soaping my buff naked body in the shower
but it was really shit so I'm not going to repeat it.

Cool story huh?!
( Peej, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:15, Reply)

tell me more about the naked bit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:16, Reply)

No

( Peej, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:19, Reply)

That *is* a cool story, it's a click from me!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:21, Reply)

I have achieved nothing!
Alt. I prefered Bessie and Jo.
( Peej, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:19, Reply)

Seriously? Nothing? No other poor cunt had to read The Faraway Tree?

( Peej, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:49, Reply)

I liked them.
Apparently Dick and Fanny have been renamed Rick and Frannie now.
Political correctness gone mad.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:50, Reply)

phwoarrrrr, love a bit of Frannie

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:13, Reply)

I'm more pissed off that Dame Slap now just shouts at the kids instead of beating them

( Peej, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:22, Reply)

the fuck are you people talking about?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Books
And the censorship that some have suffered in recent reprints in an attempt to conform to modern values. Dick and Fanny are no longer acceptable names and corporal punishment is replaced with shouting.

Though I doubt you really care.
( Peej, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:27, Reply)

my Huck Finn still has 'nigger' in it

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:33, Reply)

nothing. my life is a void.
Alt: Dick, obvs
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:25, Reply)

I've never committed armed robbery or visited Swindon or watched Jeremy kyle
I've never really thought about taking pride in stuff I've never done though.

Alt: nullo
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:26, Reply)

pride in not being a shopping centre consumer drone, man. sticking it to the corporate machine, dude

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:28, Reply)

dunno man ... you don't strike me as somebody who lives the ascetic life of a monk

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:30, Reply)

you seem to have spotted a small, pinprick sized hole in my argument.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:33, Reply)

spotted pin sized hole gument se
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:15, Reply)

A fancy shopping centre?
I'm quite proud of some music that few people have heard.

Alt: I have a dick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

Quite proud of that as well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

oasis are better m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:57, Reply)

They have certainly had their music heard by more people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:58, Reply)

it's the only way you can really judge these things
There's no way that so many people can have such pedestrian tastes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:03, Reply)

I once got a 147 in a game of computer snooker
Oy yeah, and I have a helicopter pilots licence and have started flying again after a brief period and I'm engaged to a model.


Alt: Gee Doc, can I have them BOTH?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:08, Reply)

being cool

( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:12, Reply)

all my life goals by my mid twenties
i might need to get some new ones like you guys. how many hours spent on here a day makes you "b3ta cool" then?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:17, Reply)

proud of having no ambitions

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:18, Reply)

SWIPE! come over here and mock "old man" about his fake qualifications or sutin i think he's being mean to me

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)

PREVIOUSLY ON 24

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:22, Reply)