First offer turned down, guys.
Second offer has been made.

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( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:36, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Ohhh Man I missed the new house chat :(
I'm going to view one in an hour
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)

make sure you do a poo there
there is no better way to get a feel for a place, trust me.
( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)

I prefer to do that in bathroom showrooms

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)

Normally the one in the main window

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)

When I were a kerazy-student I used to wee in my washbasin.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:45, Reply)

My mate still does that if people are asleep in the house,
Claims its more respectful than flushing the toilet. Just leaving it in the toilet bowl is more disgusting to him than pissing in the sink.
( Peej, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

I lived with one of my mates who pissed in glasses and in one instance a thermos flask because he couldn't be bothered going to the lav.
He also had two tellies set up in his bedroom so he could play video games and watch Sky Sports News as the same time.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)

When I were a kerazy-student I used to attend all my lectures and do all my work on time.
Wot a fukin loser eh!
( Peej, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:58, Reply)

Maybe if you'd have not tried harder at school you could have had fun like the cool kids.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

He may have even bagged himself a wife that can stay awake during fellatio

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)

this is supergay

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)

I didn't do either of these things but still did alright academically.
I still have fuck all ambition though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)

ambition is for dillwads, dweebs, and loosers

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

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(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)

Did you offer them 1p more than the first offer.
You should do that, it'll be lol.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

You may larf but the accepted offer on the house we bought was just £100 more than the previously offered amount.

( Peej, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)

thanks for warning me, I did in fact laugh so hard I shit myself at that hilarious story.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)

Phil Spencer recommends offering a non-round number, e.g. £367,150 instead of £370,000
I looks like you've calculated exactly how much you can afford and won't go any higher (of course you still can if you want).
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)

Have you considered bidding on houses that nobody else wants?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

u r

For most of the above posts.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)

Probably booking cheltenham friday off again this year.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)

I prefer the dogs.
The punters are all dreadful scum but you don't have to pretend to have any interest in the actual races or animals.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)

Agreed. Having been to both dog tracks and horse meetings I'd say the dogs is much more fun.
I'm not actually going to the meeting though; just touring local pubs and bookies with a couple of other reprobates.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)

the inlaws like to go to the dogs
and we have been a few times but rather than being in with the proles you book a table and have some dinner and they come round and take your bets.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)

That sounds like it's against the whole spirit of the thing.
They sound like they want to aspire to horses but haven't managed it yet.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)

christ ... why don't they just go to a proper restaurant and use a betting app?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:46, Reply)