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stop what you're doing brain of Britain is on radio 4 now.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:02, 116 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
terrible bullying of /ac

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:03, Reply)
we should stamp out bullying.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:05, Reply)
they're young their in love and they kill people was the tag line for which film?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:04, Reply)
Watership Down?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:05, Reply)
what common tree of the pea family has cascades of yellow flowers and is prized by carpenters?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:07, Reply)
dunno, is there any close to you?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:11, Reply)
I wouldn't say close, more acquaintances.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:14, Reply)
Rhododendron

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)
To be honest I've forgotten what the answer was but I think it started with an L

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)
whi was the first person to be named BBC sports personality of the year on two occasions?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)
Henry Cooper innit

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Nigel Jones is pulling ahead.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:15, Reply)
if you write in with a question you can win a book token prize.
Book token prize.
In 2015
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:16, Reply)
Zane Lowe is leaving the bbc.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:17, Reply)
I don't hate him.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)
I gave up listening to R1 before he filled Lamaq's boots.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
but I did see him prick about at a festival while they set up for some band and he seemed like a cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:27, Reply)
he always appeared humourless but also seemed to know his shit of sorts

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
I am ambivalent. I have neither positive nor negative opinions on Radio 1 DJs.
They are merely there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:35, Reply)
That Nick Grimshaw is an awful cunt thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:37, Reply)
Again, I have no opinions.
They are mere filler between stuff I only have on to cover road noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
I can't listen to R1 any more. It irritates me.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:44, Reply)
I don't really know who he is, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:35, Reply)
what was that thing that happened that then appeared in the news?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
I just bought 13 comic books for £150
I intend to never read them, store them and sell them in a decade. I'M SUPERMAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Loser

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:54, Reply)
Are you about to ruin
The image and the style that I'm used to?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
First offer turned down, guys.
Second offer has been made.

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(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Ohhh Man I missed the new house chat :(
I'm going to view one in an hour
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
make sure you do a poo there
there is no better way to get a feel for a place, trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
I prefer to do that in bathroom showrooms

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
Normally the one in the main window

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)
When I were a kerazy-student I used to wee in my washbasin.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:45, Reply)
My mate still does that if people are asleep in the house,
Claims its more respectful than flushing the toilet. Just leaving it in the toilet bowl is more disgusting to him than pissing in the sink.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
I lived with one of my mates who pissed in glasses and in one instance a thermos flask because he couldn't be bothered going to the lav.
He also had two tellies set up in his bedroom so he could play video games and watch Sky Sports News as the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
When I were a kerazy-student I used to attend all my lectures and do all my work on time.
Wot a fukin loser eh!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Maybe if you'd have not tried harder at school you could have had fun like the cool kids.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)
He may have even bagged himself a wife that can stay awake during fellatio

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)
this is supergay

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)
I didn't do either of these things but still did alright academically.
I still have fuck all ambition though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)
ambition is for dillwads, dweebs, and loosers

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2465353
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)
Did you offer them 1p more than the first offer.
You should do that, it'll be lol.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
You may larf but the accepted offer on the house we bought was just £100 more than the previously offered amount.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)
thanks for warning me, I did in fact laugh so hard I shit myself at that hilarious story.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)
Phil Spencer recommends offering a non-round number, e.g. £367,150 instead of £370,000
I looks like you've calculated exactly how much you can afford and won't go any higher (of course you still can if you want).
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)
Have you considered bidding on houses that nobody else wants?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

u r

For most of the above posts.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
Probably booking cheltenham friday off again this year.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
I prefer the dogs.
The punters are all dreadful scum but you don't have to pretend to have any interest in the actual races or animals.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)
Agreed. Having been to both dog tracks and horse meetings I'd say the dogs is much more fun.
I'm not actually going to the meeting though; just touring local pubs and bookies with a couple of other reprobates.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)
the inlaws like to go to the dogs
and we have been a few times but rather than being in with the proles you book a table and have some dinner and they come round and take your bets.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)
That sounds like it's against the whole spirit of the thing.
They sound like they want to aspire to horses but haven't managed it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)
christ ... why don't they just go to a proper restaurant and use a betting app?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:46, Reply)
alright chomp
how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)
Alright, Brain of Britain has made me feel a little intellectually inferiour. I should go to a pub quiz this week.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
pub quizzes are for people with nowt to talk about

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
Oh man if only I had a friend like you to go to the pub with, someone who loudly talks about the many topics they're knowledgable on from the moment they get in the place until I make my excuses and leave.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)
I'm famously good company.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)
inferior

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
Don't worry about it
The ability to retain and regurgitate facts isn't necessarily an indication of intelligence. Now get outta here you rascal *ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)
it'll get you a humanities degree though
if you're not bright enough to do a proper subject
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)
It'll get you a whole lot of things, I imagine
Like a romantic night out with yours truly!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Panama. Kevin Keegan. Oklahoma. 1986. Brunel.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)
Woah
Those are some stone cold facts there, son.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)

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