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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So I just screwed up I think by making pizza dough with self raising rather than bread flour.
Worth redoing or just see what happens?
What are your biggest fuck ups this year?
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:18, 196 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Worth redoing or just see what happens?
What are your biggest fuck ups this year?
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:18, 196 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I had to send something to a man to take a picture and I nearly forgot.
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Dhaka Murgh
Originates From Dhaka - Breast Of Fresh Chicken Stuffed With Mince Lamb With Mashed Potatoes And Spinach And Garnished With Fresh Coriander And Tomatoes And Glazed With Honey. This Is A Medium Dish.
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I think it's good they sell curry in different sizes.
A medium sounds like the best size for lunch.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
A medium sounds like the best size for lunch.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
I bought a curry last night and it really wasn't worth it
1) It tasted of nothing, I don't know how they did it, but it litterally was like eating thick lumpy water.
2) I paid £15 for the privalage
3) I only had about 1/3 of it because I just couldn't be bothered; calorificly it was a poor return on it's investment.
4) I woke up with worst pains than usual and i'm blaming it.
I'm going to get a McDonalds tonight, that hardly ever goes wrong.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
1) It tasted of nothing, I don't know how they did it, but it litterally was like eating thick lumpy water.
2) I paid £15 for the privalage
3) I only had about 1/3 of it because I just couldn't be bothered; calorificly it was a poor return on it's investment.
4) I woke up with worst pains than usual and i'm blaming it.
I'm going to get a McDonalds tonight, that hardly ever goes wrong.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
It's a Friday night and i'm staying in, why shouldn't I treat myself?
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I think it's great when you give yourself or young children McDonalds for a treat.
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Hmmm, not sure; maybe "a large fillet o'fish meal, strawberry milkshake, 9 McNuggets and 4 sweet'n'sour sauces".
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I do like their shakes, although I'm not sure if they contain milk. Their burgers are pretty rank though.
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I'm 50/50 on if they make me feel rank afterwards; sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.
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because it has very little nutritional value.
make yourself sausage and mash with a green vegetable or saink.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
make yourself sausage and mash with a green vegetable or saink.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
I don't think anyone eats McDs for the nutritional value; they eat it because they fancy it.
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Jeez you're lighter than me.
Congratulations, hopefully it was deliberate not illness related.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)
Congratulations, hopefully it was deliberate not illness related.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)
Hah, I'm not 100% sure to tell you the truth - I just stopped eating crap.
I still talk about eating crap but I really don't actually eat that much.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:00, Reply)
I still talk about eating crap but I really don't actually eat that much.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:00, Reply)
A fella's got to treat himself.
Or I might forgo the milkshake above and get a couple of tins of desterardio or whatever they call it; the tequila one
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:02, Reply)
Or I might forgo the milkshake above and get a couple of tins of desterardio or whatever they call it; the tequila one
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:02, Reply)
Compared to what he usually eats, it's like a plateful of broccoli in the nutrition stakes.
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gotta keep us domesticated, scared and UPSET somehow.
Keeps us from rioting and shit.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)
Keeps us from rioting and shit.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)
Anyone who willingly goes and joins that group of, quite simply, barbaric individuals willlingly
deserves all they get.... hm?
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
deserves all they get.... hm?
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
Which is why you deserve to be called a massive chutney every time you post!
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I'm more of a man than you'll ever be
and more of a woman than you'll ever get, bbz.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
and more of a woman than you'll ever get, bbz.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
you'd love running round the desert with a sack cloth on your head.
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add half a cup of grated parmesan to the dough, yeah?
Keep it foolish, yeah? Well futile!
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
Keep it foolish, yeah? Well futile!
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
You should bin it and go find a great little family run Italian place.
The one I regret at the moment is not getting an offer in early enough on a house I saw a few weeks ago :(
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)
The one I regret at the moment is not getting an offer in early enough on a house I saw a few weeks ago :(
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)
Trying to find another house to buy
I'll now be paying two mortgages, still better than renting*
*Paying someone else's mortgage
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
I'll now be paying two mortgages, still better than renting*
*Paying someone else's mortgage
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
I've decided to flog my flat in London, sick of the hassle for not brilliant returns. Property thread!
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Nah it's fine I can take some photos of them if you'd like, you all love food photos.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
I actually do miss the pictures Gonz used to post of his cullinary delights
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
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I just got a call from my own job's client, and they really want to poach me. It's quite a big name, one of the biggest names in their industry; proper international group of brands...
... but I can't jump ship, am really really happy where I am, and have a very good (but easy) life at the moment.
Still, it's great to know that i'm still loved !
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:36, Reply)
... but I can't jump ship, am really really happy where I am, and have a very good (but easy) life at the moment.
Still, it's great to know that i'm still loved !
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:36, Reply)
I've sort of got the impression that Gonz is a sort of King Midas in his field.
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Their name is already on my CV, but I don't really work for money... After a certain point it becomes moot; if your ambitions aren't much higher than owning a dog(and having the house to keep it in)
On the other hand, my work at this place is pulling in serious money so on a ratio I'm making a bigger impact here than I would there.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:55, Reply)
On the other hand, my work at this place is pulling in serious money so on a ratio I'm making a bigger impact here than I would there.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:55, Reply)
Don't knock the dosh, although if you're enjoying yourself, good for you.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:58, Reply)
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Cheers, I see what you mean, if I had kids it would be different.
I don't think my lifestyle would really change on it.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:00, Reply)
I don't think my lifestyle would really change on it.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Big fish small pond etc
Plus at the moment I can turn up at 1am and leave at 6 - and nobody bats an eyelid.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:58, Reply)
Plus at the moment I can turn up at 1am and leave at 6 - and nobody bats an eyelid.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:58, Reply)
I've said this before
But when I was at school in the early 80's there was a CSE course on "computers" - big ol' clumpy things - and us clever kids were steered away from them because they weren't relevant....
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:08, Reply)
But when I was at school in the early 80's there was a CSE course on "computers" - big ol' clumpy things - and us clever kids were steered away from them because they weren't relevant....
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:08, Reply)
What's bigger, what's the profile and above all what advances you?
Fuck loyalty - it never pays.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:42, Reply)
Fuck loyalty - it never pays.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:42, Reply)
do they have more slides and pinball tables in their office?
you should deffo jump ship if they do
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:50, Reply)
you should deffo jump ship if they do
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:50, Reply)
Nah, all the Perfume & Cosmetics I can ask for though
And probably more swanky fashion party's.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:57, Reply)
And probably more swanky fashion party's.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:57, Reply)
I bet when you see me post, your internal monolog starts singing "What if Gonz was one of us?"
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:10, Reply)
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:10, Reply)
Are you saying that Gonz needs make-up and a seasonally fragrant cologne to present himself?
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:11, Reply)
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He must have bought a shitload of it if he can afford to waste that much colouring in his coat as well
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:03, Reply)
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His name is Ian Albert Beale
Commander of the Chip shop of the East End
General of some other small buisnesses
Loyal servant to the true emperor, Queen Vic,
Father to a murdered daughter,
Husband to a wife who has been written out of the show
And he will have his vengeance -- in this life or the next thursday at 8:30.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:57, Reply)
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