why is that worrying news for dozer?
tax on metal or the rspca carrying out random sweeps in yorkshire, that would be worrying news for him.

worrying news for me: the food fair is outside our office today. i always worry about upsetting the poor people at the stalls that aren't so popular (burmese curry anyone?) whilst standing guiltily in the long Q for paella or falafel wraps. the chorizo sausage and pulled pork people get the longest lines.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:58, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So a food fair appears and you queue for the same stuff you can get virtually anywhere?
k.
( Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:00, Reply)

no
i queue for the free plastic forks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:01, Reply)

You should try the spoons.
Wonderful invention.
( Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)

never heard of them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:04, Reply)

They're like forks, but without spaces between the prongs and a slight bowl shape.
Perfect for liquids, soups, ice cream, yoghurt. Anyone who doesn't use them is a fucking idiot.
( Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:11, Reply)

It's basiclly a bar, only they call it a 'pub' and the only people who go there are the kind you read about in the papers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:23, Reply)

C'mon...
You know for a fact that she only reads the celebrity gossip sections!
( Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:28, Reply)

The are a pub chain for the poor

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:26, Reply)

Pretty worrying if you've been putting sutin carrying black deff up yer bum, innit

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:01, Reply)

gerbils may have carried black death
The joke's on badger though, I have sex with hamsters, not gerbils!

And he has sex with a walrus.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:01, Reply)

don't be ridiculous
badger's never had sex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)

I must admit
the mind boggles as to how he possibly could have managed to
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:13, Reply)

using scaffolding, a trampoline and some talc to find the wet bits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:15, Reply)

Al least now with LED technology
he doesn't get his arse burnt by the lightbulb anymore.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:19, Reply)

here, have a 'click'!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)

Smashing internet, here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)

Goo goo g'joob

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)

Fucking chorizo and pulled pork?
Jesus, it's not 2013 any more.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:18, Reply)

i don't get the point of being snobby about food
if you like it, eat it, within reason of course. if you don't, don't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:26, Reply)

this attitude is why your romance with Crossley was doomed from the start

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:27, Reply)

oh lol

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)

Up there with *mvee in the self-awarenes stakes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:58, Reply)

careful
you don't want to be up there with old man dreary in the spastic stakes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:05, Reply)

NO U!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:06, Reply)

you like using that word
be totes well lol if some creepy stalker asked your employer whether they like you using it too
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)