One of the reasons I didn't work in a bank is that the temptation to steal would be too great.
I think working in a girls school would mean that I would soon hear the phrase "heinous abuse of trust".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

As if anyone would ever have trusted you in a girls school anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

Set your faces to Savile

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

Now then, now then, now then!
What have we here? Sporters young kids who want to sit on my face, for the day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)

petit bois

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)

Yeah.
That's the sort of thing that only happens in my wank bank.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

Ah but Mr Stunned
we haven't had anyone teach us volleyball all year and we are really keen to bounce around
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)

Get into my car

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)

I've got a knife
Get in the van.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)

lets not turn this into a murder

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)

+rape

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)

Necro noncing ftw

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:59, Reply)

Oh dear, Sir we all seem to have forgotten our skirts
Can we do it in our underwear...



*be right back*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)

when i was at school we had ghastly gym knickers, big grey bloomers, that you put on under your little pleated gym slip
one day we were being supervised on our hockey dribbling skills by the proctor, a man of indeterminate age and manky grey beard.

"I HOPE YOU'VE ALL REMEMBERED YOUR GREY P.E. KNICKERS," bellowed the teacher (who had almost more beard than the proctor). "THE PROCTOR DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK DOWN THE ROW AND SEE A LINE OF SCHOOLGIRLS' KNICKERS!"

"i bet he does," called out one of the girls in my year, and promptly earned herself a month's detention.

accurate though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:05, Reply)

girls
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

+pre

( Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

i don't see him denying this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)

too right

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:48, Reply)