NO SLIDE CHAT!
I just had to sit through an excruciating presentation where only 6 of 24 people bothered to turn up. When was the last time you made an arse of yourself?

Alt: What was the best/worst present you were ever given?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:06, 130 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alt: I was once given a nine bar of red seal back in the 80's
Does that count?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)

Yes it does.
That's a hell of a present.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Although it does smack of qotw lies

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)

There is a chin motif to it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)

It would seem that way

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)

Errr soz double H but Seal was black and thats a tinsy bit racist.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)

Eh? Red Seal and Gold Seal innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)

you doofus

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

Just because he kissed your rose......just let it go B-dog

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)

he was soooo gentle too drove me crazy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)

haha I thought PHI was the same as PMI!
PMSL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)

Oh, YOU!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

I make an arse of myself every day - on here and everywhere, right? I might as well be Arse Man.
The best present I've ever received is the gift of a brand new day.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

^ nearly as funny as Tim Vine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Knock, knock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)

Crackerjack!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)

Take your foot off his head!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

^ practically the new Tim Minchin.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

^ less funny than Milton Jones

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)

as funny as Gina Yashere.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)

^ is Omid Djalli

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)

^Miranda Hart with a cock

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:21, Reply)

I got a new mobile the other week and couldn't work out how the plug worked
It looked like a normal plug just a bit, er, squishier? It didn't fit any sockets and then a friend 'helpfully' pointed out that it was conforming to a new european standard and I'd have to go to Currys to get an adaptor for it. We were halfway there in the car before she could keep a straight face no longer and showed me how to push to middle prong up so that it fits. I'm plotting my revenge.

Alt: Dunno, probably money so I could just buy what I wanted and not have to do the present-opening-face-gymnastics *puzzlement-shock-weakgrin-overenthusiastic-yays-and-hugs*
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)

Waiting until you're in the car and driving before coming clean about the joke?
Bit mean
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)

She could have let me start asking in Currys
That's probably what I would've done tbh
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

I'd spank her for that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)

I got an action man Jeep when I was about nine
That was pretty fucking cool. It pissed all over the puny dinky trucks in playground inter destruction derbies
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)

I had the action man armoured car which was also cool as fuck.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

I had me one of them and all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

the action man diving suit was shit though
took twenty minutes to put on and when you took it off it ripped off his arms and legs
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

I liked the snow kit best.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)

my baby brother had that
spoilt little prick

and a fucking AT AT
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)

I had the command centre too.
NO ONE had that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)

German sentry post with alsation or GTFO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)

Had it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)

My brother had a ruptured appendix back in 77
he got given an eagle eyes action man, I remember complaining that I wanted a ruptured appendix so I could have a new action man.....Derrrrrrrrrrrrr
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)

had your brother been in the audience at Jim'll Fix It before his "ruptured appendix"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)

I'm suprised any of us kids got through the 70's without having arseholes that could fit a watermelon smoothly

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:31, Reply)

prolapsed like a wind sock

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)

It sounds like you had an overweight action man.

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)

shit, dude ... you can mock my mother but don't you EVER diss a man's action man

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)

Homebrew kits are my favourite present. It's basically giving you 40 pints.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

40 shit pints

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

You're a shit pint.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)

I'm about 180 shit pints.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)

That is the present that keeps on giving.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)

I was gonna get you diamonds and pearls
but I thought it'd be more fun to give you oysters and some coal and let you make your own
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)

^ A Prince amongst men

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)

^plays with dolls

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)

And the shits, for as many occasions as you drink it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:28, Reply)

I've started watching The Flash.
It's a good show, people should watch it, anyone here watch it?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)

I'm just getting into "Better call Saul"
Spin off from "Breaking Bad" It's ok so far up to episode 4
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)

I tried to torrent it, but the link was removed for copywrite reasons so I gave up.
Never seen a torrent site take stuff down.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)

Netflix?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:31, Reply)

I cancelled netflix last month because I never used it.
Now I'm thinking of getting it back seeing as they're making a number of original series I like. Was it just me or was netflix shit from like November to Jan?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:33, Reply)

I'll gazz you a link
Please note no Tit Gazzes are coming from me OK?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)

I watched the first three and pronounced that it is "well shit".
Same as that gash with the archer, Arrow.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:31, Reply)

Gotham is quite good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)

I've been watching Blacklist
but it's getting silly now. The baddy in the last one was The Decembrist or some shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)

Not even heard of that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)

James Spader is in it

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)

Which means there're tits in it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)

James Spader has tits...OMG

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:48, Reply)

I think James spader only does acting if he gets to see tits.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:49, Reply)

You missed out Ep4 has Felicity Smoak in it and she's "well hot"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

I'm quite impressed that they spent all that money on that show and didn't think to bung someone a few quid to get that cunt a half-decent archery coach.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:23, Reply)

I'll give it a shot, i'm liking Elementary at the moment though

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:37, Reply)

Turkey and ham (from Xmas) pie for "tea".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)

Probably off by now mayte

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:18, Reply)

Meat balls for dinner tonight!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:16, Reply)

I bet you make them wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:37, Reply)

I buy them from costco and then cook them in the slow cooker with chorizo bacon tomato basil onions celery... some other stuff.
Basically I cook it right, and you're a bent spastic
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:38, Reply)

Nah mate, you've got to raise and slaughter the cow yourself, otherwise it's basically a ready meal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:40, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7802218
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:44, Reply)

Sagan sayz

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:44, Reply)

Manolith is Carl Sagan?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:47, Reply)

Alright loosers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:36, Reply)

Not really no

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:38, Reply)

wts up bbz?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:39, Reply)

Well I sent this cunt a Gaz and he didn't answer nor nuffink

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:40, Reply)

I checked your profile, you're not a girl, not worth responding to.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:41, Reply)

Well I can't argue with your logic

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:43, Reply)

But he is divorced so probably a bit desperate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:43, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:45, Reply)

And Chompy's had worse.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:29, Reply)

I have exciting storage wars/hunters news
dunno which is which and which one you bitches prefer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:41, Reply)

Start a new thread about it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:43, Reply)

I need to know which one this lot watch first otherwise it'd be pointless

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:47, Reply)

I don't watch either hth

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:47, Reply)

Me neither

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:50, Reply)

This is a cool chat.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:51, Reply)

I'm renound for it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:53, Reply)

I watch them all and make notes about it in my copybook.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:48, Reply)

you should scan and email them at regular intervals

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:50, Reply)

and print copies just just to be safe

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:50, Reply)

I have to take a photo of my shopping lists on my phone in case I lose the list

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:52, Reply)

What if you lose your phone?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:53, Reply)

I email the photo to myself and we all know what happens to my emails

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:55, Reply)

I just reread that thread
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1833729
lolz.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:59, Reply)

I stand by my statement
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1833789
( Kroney, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:18, Reply)

i have spent more than one evening
with the 3 musketeers babbling and brabbbing away. so that one. the one with the american brabbing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:57, Reply)

Oh man, Flash and Arrow had a fight, it was all zippy zappy and arrows everywhere.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:56, Reply)

Sounds like it's for children and the childish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:59, Reply)

You'll love it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:01, Reply)

Christmas special episode now.
He's decorating the tree super fast and shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:12, Reply)

I think the love interest in flash is possibly the hottest black girl on TV.
Is that racist? I don't think so.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:15, Reply)

so's yer face

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:03, Reply)

no returns.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:03, Reply)