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Hi pricks!!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:55, 177 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
^^ needy

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:55, Reply)
It's after 5, no one talks now until people want to talk about going to the pub or what they're having for dinner.

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)
I'm doing a stir fry.
Think we should talk about mother's day? anyone got any good ideas? THere some good stuff here: www.yumbles.com/
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:36, Reply)
I'm taking my mum out for Lobster at the Big Easy this weekend. It feels good to be able to treat her, I wasn't always in that position.
My aunty is coming with us, so not sure how to handle that, I don't really want to pay for her, but the whole point was for me to pay for Ma' as a 'thank you' for, well, being my mum and all that.

I think I'm going get Ma' this, with a glass clear teapot - www.yumbles.com/waterlily-tea-house/flowering-tea-collection.html
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:39, Reply)
I will be getting my mother a "card" from "clintons"

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
C'mon, it's your Ma', you gotta treat her. Or not at all, half ways are a bit churlish.

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:10, Reply)
Since when has lobster been Kosher?

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:52, Reply)
Leviticus 10:9, I do hope you don't drink in a pub.
Kosha doesn't really matter if you don't, erm, er, keep kosha.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:19, Reply)
Goyrim

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:22, Reply)
LOLOCAUST

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:08, Reply)
hiya gay friend!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:19, Reply)
DOZMEISTER ESQ.

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:21, Reply)
the dirty motherfuckin' DOZ-1

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:22, Reply)
you leave my Mother out of this!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:25, Reply)
TRAINCANS JUICER THREAD!!!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:22, Reply)
Excuse me, my face is up here.

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:29, Reply)
^ dickface

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:31, Reply)
up yours

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:33, Reply)
Sorry, I've just never met a guy with an "innie" before.

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:34, Reply)
'ere come the botbender

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:43, Reply)
....the pricks jay likes the best

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:34, Reply)
gayson

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:49, Reply)
COR! MEATY!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:54, Reply)
have a listen to you lot

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:56, Reply)
Why hello Jason
You're looking rather fruity there in the call centre with your earpiece and polyester trousers...

Yes, I CAN see you.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:10, Reply)
you can't. i dont wear an earpiece or polyester

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2150839
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:20, Reply)
Hey, so I like a drink
Or in the plural.

Does it hurt you or make you feel better?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:25, Reply)
You've just taken them off!
You can't be sitting in the call centre in your big bird off Sesame Street y fronts.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:20, Reply)
alright spazzers

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:19, Reply)
Guyrim

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:20, Reply)
Guyrim

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:21, Reply)
Guyrim

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:22, Reply)
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:22, Reply)
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:24, Reply)
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:22, Reply)
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:24, Reply)
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:26, Reply)
Queers of Cor!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:29, Reply)
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:26, Reply)
<s>WILD!</s> "Guyrim"

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:27, Reply)
when I say 'guyrim' you say 'bummer'!
Guyrim!
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:29, Reply)
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:32, Reply)
has anyone said Guyrim yet?

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:33, Reply)
Super Bummerman

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:39, Reply)
Bumjack

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:42, Reply)
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:42, Reply)
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:46, Reply)
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:55, Reply)
Haha, imagine if they remade Bill and Ted, right, and that thing that kept saying 'station' said 'guyrim' instead, it'd be like this place only better

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:43, Reply)
Super Mario Kock

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:48, Reply)
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:53, Reply)
A really nice stir fry, thanks for asking.

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:59, Reply)
we're having my famous sticky ribs
one of a pig's greatest gifts to mankind
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:05, Reply)
oh man
i don't even own an prick
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:11, Reply)
here she goes, burning her bra again...

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:12, Reply)
That'd be a bloody big fire

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:14, Reply)
i just bought some new bras today
had the usual dilemma:

send them to work, and risk the postroom opening the parcel, thus embarrassing me. OR send them to home, and risk the postman leaving me a card, thus necessitating a trip to the post office at stupid o'clock.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)
Do the boys at work giggle about bras?
prolly virgins who have never seen one up close.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:22, Reply)
they probably wouldn't care
but i would - i don't want people knowing whether my underwear is white or pink or black!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:27, Reply)
or red.

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:27, Reply)
Keep your fantasies to yourself thanks

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:35, Reply)
stop sexually harassing me

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:37, Reply)
I wouldn't touch you with Graces decaying flaps

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)
camouflage, clear, black, mirror
/ac
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:20, Reply)
nice that your neurosis isn't limited to food

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:38, Reply)
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everyone walk the dinosaur.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:43, Reply)
dinosaurs aren't real, you atheist

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:44, Reply)
my t rex has got no nose

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:10, Reply)
Just bookmarking this as the first guyrim
which tragically still pops up now and again 7 years later
(, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 16:02, Reply)

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