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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:55,
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It's after 5, no one talks now until people want to talk about going to the pub or what they're having for dinner.(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)
I'm doing a stir fry.Think we should talk about mother's day? anyone got any good ideas? THere some good stuff here: www.yumbles.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:36,
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I'm taking my mum out for Lobster at the Big Easy this weekend. It feels good to be able to treat her, I wasn't always in that position.My aunty is coming with us, so not sure how to handle that, I don't really want to pay for her, but the whole point was for me to pay for Ma' as a 'thank you' for, well, being my mum and all that.
I think I'm going get Ma' this, with a glass clear teapot - www.yumbles.com/waterlily-tea-house/flowering-tea-collection.html
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:39,
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C'mon, it's your Ma', you gotta treat her. Or not at all, half ways are a bit churlish.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:10,
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Leviticus 10:9, I do hope you don't drink in a pub.Kosha doesn't really matter if you don't, erm, er, keep kosha.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:19,
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Excuse me, my face is up here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:29,
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Sorry, I've just never met a guy with an "innie" before.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:34,
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Why hello JasonYou're looking rather fruity there in the call centre with your earpiece and polyester trousers...
Yes, I CAN see you.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:10,
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you can't. i dont wear an earpiece or polyester(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:13,
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Hey, so I like a drinkOr in the plural.
Does it hurt you or make you feel better?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:25,
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You've just taken them off!You can't be sitting in the call centre in your big bird off Sesame Street y fronts.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:20,
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Haha, imagine if they remade Bill and Ted, right, and that thing that kept saying 'station' said 'guyrim' instead, it'd be like this place only better(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:43,
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A really nice stir fry, thanks for asking.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:59,
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we're having my famous sticky ribsone of a pig's greatest gifts to mankind
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here she goes, burning her bra again... (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:12,
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i just bought some new bras todayhad the usual dilemma:
send them to work, and risk the postroom opening the parcel, thus embarrassing me. OR send them to home, and risk the postman leaving me a card, thus necessitating a trip to the post office at stupid o'clock.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:16,
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Do the boys at work giggle about bras?prolly virgins who have never seen one up close.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:22,
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they probably wouldn't carebut i would - i don't want people knowing whether my underwear is white or pink or black!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:27,
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I wouldn't touch you with Graces decaying flaps(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:41,
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camouflage, clear, black, mirror/ac
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:20,
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Open the doorGet on the floor
Everyone walk the dinosaur.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:43,
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Just bookmarking this as the first guyrimwhich tragically still pops up now and again 7 years later
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