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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 7:54,
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I know it is not a popular choice, especially when compared to tits, but I like bumholes.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:58,
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But isn't there a theory that the cleavage is actually a representation of a bumhole?and we are programmed to be attracted to it, or something like that?
So if you like tits you like bumholes too.
edit: don't Google that at work.....
sabotagetimes.com/reportage/why-women-wear-red-lipstick-flaunt-cleavage-use-fake-tan/
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Yes, but this refers to the perfectly natural heterosexual desire to mount a mate from behindNot the deviant sort of putting willies up men's bottoms to which Quinchy refers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:10,
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its only deviant if it is sausaging a Stag down in old Soho(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:15,
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one of even better things is she-malez they have both plus cocks(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:14,
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"...he leads me to the table and with a master-hand lays my head down on the edge of it, and, with the other canting up my petticoats and shift, bares my naked posteriours to his blind and furious guide; it forces its way between them, and I feeling pretty sensibly that it was not going by the right door, and knocking desperately at the wrong one, I told him of it: -"Pooh!" says he, "my dear, any port in a storm." Altering, however, directly his course, and lowering his point, he fixed it right, and driving it up with a delicious stiffness, made all foam again, and gave me the tout with such fire and spirit, that in the fine disposition I was in when I submitted to him, and stirr'd up so fiercely as I was, I got the start of him, and went away into the melting swoon, and squeezing him, whilst in the convulsive grasp of it, drew from him such a plenteous bedewal as, join'd to my own effusion, perfectly floated those parts, and drown'd in a deluge all my raging conflagration of desire."
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.Yeti., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:16,
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lol at " knocking desperately at the wrong one"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:21,
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Ooh no, it's far too early for meBut don't let me stop you having one
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:02,
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Right, I've looked up guyrim on The Google Internet Search Engine and it seems to be a gay version of something called skyrimOnly, I don't know what that is either, so I'm none the wiser.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:11,
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hey, you started itb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2474165
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:17,
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I was being objectified by GeordieJay again :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:25,
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I hear that he has both legs tattooed with solid black, just to remind whatever he-hussy he's banging this week that he'll always be the one wearing the trousers(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:28,
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I just assumed it was coal dust(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:39,
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I thought he was an elf in them films(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:24,
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Mine is putting like a two stroke engine this morning#curryfart
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:21,
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Somebody here likes Converse and wearing their hair Shoreditch stylewww.converse.co.uk/2015/03/03/visit-the-made-by-you-in-london-installation/
Can't remember who though, probably not a frequent or popular poster.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:25,
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