Any takers?
www.upfest.co.uk/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:07, 56 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

My internet will not allow that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:13, Reply)

got the numbers just now btw.
Very pleased.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:13, Reply)

Spend the money on crisps and sweets.
Or go retro and get another Atari ST.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

Stop. While I reset the Atari.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)

Vanilla Ice's ill -advised gaming crossover really didn't take off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)

It's no Infest

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:17, Reply)

What is?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:19, Reply)

Boxtrolls.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:20, Reply)

I believe that Jason is both giver and taker

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:18, Reply)

I'm sure he tries to be
but can't quite put his cock up his own arse.
( Muns, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:22, Reply)

no thanks!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:19, Reply)

owwww

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

I'm on holiday then soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)

Why is this the first I've heard of this 'holiday'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:11, Reply)

because there might be another one before then to drone on about first

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:16, Reply)

Looks great, I saw a gif of break dancing super star monty boyce just now.
i.imgur.com/n5BdCWj.gif
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*Breathes* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wooly-hat-wearing bellend
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:52, Reply)

Parisians are shit

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)

I would've laughed more had I realised the bellend was French

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:08, Reply)

Parisians, Trains - Horrible Combination.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:42, Reply)

art is for blobbing birds, woofters and the terminally pretentious
Count me in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

Alreet?
No ta - "art" is mainly shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:47, Reply)

It's a chance to drink cloudy cider in the rain
Whilst getting wobbly from the fumes from the aerosol cans.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:49, Reply)

COUNT ME IN!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:52, Reply)

A-one-two-three-four!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:00, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)

Well she was just seventeen! You know what I mean!
That's ... that's a pretty noncy song now that I think about it.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)

Maybe McCartney was predicting his marriage with heather mills
and decided that 'percent missing' didn't sound correct, and inserted 'if you know what I mean' instead.
( Muns, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:11, Reply)

it's about the only early Beatles song that I can stomach

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:14, Reply)

I love saying that they're overrated.
Especially to scousers.
( Muns, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:16, Reply)

They did some excellent pop songs
and an awful lot of shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)

they're no Echo And The Bunnymen or Frankie Goes To Hollywood

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:19, Reply)

Except it was written by a 18/19 year old and inspired by a Chuck 'noncey' Berry song

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:19, Reply)

My mate made a load of cider last year
It was a "touch" sharp, to say the least. I'm in for this year though as I have access to next door's apple tree and my pear tree
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:01, Reply)

I bought a load at the Apple Festival (under the influence of having drunk a load ... canny marketing)
One of them is so dry you practically need a second drink to wash it down.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:11, Reply)

Oh, it was nice, just not what I'm used to

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:16, Reply)

it's brilliant
I'm not a big cider fan but that stuff is genius ... and "only 11% this year" apparently
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)

looks a bit wank
although I've not been to brizzle in yonks
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:52, Reply)

Dangerous place these days.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:55, Reply)

We should let IS have it.

( Muns, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:05, Reply)

Only for pizza/single sock types

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:06, Reply)

it is?
there was a spate of petty gang stuff last time I spent much time there but the rest of it was pretty consistently middle class or yokel wannabe cockerneys
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:08, Reply)

I don't know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:57, Reply)

UPSETFEST MORE LIKE!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:04, Reply)

or b3ta as it is known

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:05, Reply)

So Stunned can't make Upfest. Have some more July choices.
bristolharbourfestival.co.uk/

www.bristolshakespearefestival.org.uk/

www.stpaulscarnival.co.uk/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)

Probs abroad the weekend before so no
In the spirit of "Finger your mother from me" I have had "Gina has (a front bottom)" stuck in my head all morning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:43, Reply)