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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not comfortable with this.

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
It is an eye opener isn't it?

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:33, Reply)
Why are all the nyommy bacumz sandwich meat-eaters so shocked and upset by this 'revelation'?

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
because it's bollocks?

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
prove it. Fucko.

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
prove what?

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
Because bacon doesn't come from pigs,
it comes from the local Spar.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)

an eye opener bollocks
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
because it's bollocks?

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)
Oh yeah, well how do you explain the one who went wee wee wee weeeeee all the way home then, M. N'Heures Souris Rames?

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
Screams of delight, because he was going to make it home in time to watch family fortunes.

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
^Mr Babbage

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:43, Reply)
it's a nursery rhyme

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
And they won't even allow children to sing Baa Baa Black Sheep any more
It's political correctness gone mad
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:44, Reply)
Aren't most nursery rhymes just saccharine retellings of the true horror of existence?

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)
no

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:55, Reply)
Are you telling me that Rock-a-bye Baby isn't just a nice way of saying "shut up and go to sleep or I'll bash your head in"?

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:57, Reply)
I was told off by my wife for singing the Tim Minchin lullaby to my son when settling him.
It was working quite nicely too.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:04, Reply)
Well played.
My eldest found Shaun Of The Dead to be soothing background noise, but he'd scream if I watched it with the commentary on.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)

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