i should have ordered it in a box rather than a wrap
then all would have been well
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Unless you speak up what you're wearing doesn't make a blind bit of difference

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)

well now i'm wearing a burrito

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:58, Reply)

I hope you complained and got her sacked.
Jenny budgie is sticking her arse in Jimmy's face again, think it's time for the nesting box :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)

of course i didn't, i'm far too nice
i am about to ring the boss of a taxi company and make him cough up a charity donation in return for utterly fucking up sat night though.

dirty bitch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:06, Reply)

Maybe you should start wearing a bib,
or get a responsible adult to help you eat?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:15, Reply)

maybe you should fobtt xx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:16, Reply)

You mean bully.
If this board had moderators, you can bet I'd be complaining to them, right now, and you'd be b& before you know it.

*mwah*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:25, Reply)

we do have one
but last i saw, she was posting on fb about needing alcohol.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:29, Reply)

Keyword: Scottish

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)

A mythical, Scottish entity?
Is this board moderated by a wild haggis?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:44, Reply)

Yes. Yes it is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)

This place is so wakki,
I might just burst.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:14, Reply)