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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LOLPound pubs exist? What could possibly go wrong?
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/stabbed-penis-wigan-pub-row-8809684
THIS apparently.
What's the worst that's happened to you on a night out?
alt. What's been your worst job(bie)?
I can't say Ive had a bad one. Even when I worked in retail.
I did unwittingly sleep with the manager of one place the day before an interview. still got the job though. Then left when he kept harrassing me in the stock room.
altalt. anecdotes eh?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:02,
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latest was 10 years ago)
key word: wiganmy friend got arrested for hanging out of the sunroof of our mate's car and yelling "WOOOOO! STOCKPORT!" on the a6. they were going to give the driver points, but sam barged over and was v rude to the policeman (she told him her name was "samantha blowjob" and she lived at "34 fuck-you avenue") so they arrested her and hauled her away. going home to explain that to her parents was fun.
alt: dressing as a fluffy animal to promote a kids' clothing shop.
altalt: see the above...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:05,
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Why is it that all your friends are fucking idiots?no offence! Its just a running theme in your tales. You would think that those perfectly normal stable types like Monty and Stunned would steer clear.
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Peej, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:17,
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most of my stories about an idiot are the same idiotbut she's very loveable. anyway, i like being kind to idiots. that's why we got on so well.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:20,
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the "we" referred to me and philliehoehe knows this, it's why he's frantically buttering his scone for a comeback
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:28,
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NEVER make jokes about scones where peej is concerned(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:40,
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ho0k a playah up yo', surely one of them has low enough standards.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:20,
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Went behind a wall round the back of a pub for some al-fresco loving. Lost glasses, stopped to look for them, lost object of my affections.Found glasses in daylight the next day.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:12,
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THAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR FRANCHISE?It's no weatherspoons.
Or Pound Pubs
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:24,
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we had a pound a drink night in a local pubanything and everything a quid. I used to drink all the single malts. The police stopped it because people with a tenner knocking back 10 rum and cokes on a Thursday night was causing trouble. They changed it to £1.50 which is obviously extortionate.
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Peej, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:15,
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club X in Glasgow used to do £1 long vodkas And seemingly no policy on underage drinking.
Drink Responsibly, Kids!
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I was once head butted by the disc jockey at a dreadful student night in a ghastly northern town.Luckily I was too drunk to feel it, but aware enough to duck when he took a swing at me.
I made my excuses and left shortly after that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:26,
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I was out in stoke once and forgot I was in a straight club. I chatted up and talked my way out of beating from 3 guys :)
apparently I was trying to dry hump one :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:31,
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I'm not the only one here who can remember when you could get a pint of some beer for a pound in most pubs.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:27,
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My baseline for pub beer prices was set when I was a student, thus I'm invariably astonished by the price of beer in the real world.Drinking in London pubs is always amusing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:40,
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I haven't really kept up with the price of anything since the early 90s and am constantly surprised at the price of things(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:53,
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student jobs working in retail and a barIt makes you hate the general public
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$$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:28,
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I had high hopes for this thread.You disappoint me.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:43,
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soz i only have gr8 nights out and good jobs(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:44,
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Hey, I even answered one of your questions.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:44,
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Copping with a tranny in the gay village, behind the coach station, he was very convincing.(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)
Worst thing on a night out: got bottled at a shite and dodgy nightclub in Redhill (shite and dodgy like virtually everything else in Redhill).
Alt: door-to-door sales is pretty fecking awful. Spending all day knocking on people's doors in the pouring rain when no-one's at home...once they even sent us to Golders Green on a Saturday, which was really useful and productive.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:44,
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I've felt more of a winner at every job I've done since, to be honest.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:01,
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So what are all the qotw regulars up to now?Who can we expect a visit from and should we be afraid or be very afraid?
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I think we can expect: Ghettoblaster Yeti, monster munch, zebedeedoodah, McChinaman, possibly others(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:54,
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Not great, ok, badly and background noise.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:56,
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so what you're saying is that they're are no ranker joe/showman/sculpture of man(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:58,
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It's like you can see into my soul or summat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:06,
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All the user names are displayed in blue/purple and underlined at the bottom left of their posts (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:59,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2090040
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:06,
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I thought you were mong tiger, I don't suppose it matters really. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:13,
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mong tiger is katie hopkins now/columbo
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:23,
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But... but it's all I have(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:26,
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Sorry I meant 'thanks mate that's cleared everything up, onto the next case!'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:27,
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YES!I won't let you down next time, honest chief.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:27,
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It wouldn't be the same if there weren't at least one person making a bit of an effort and taking notesNice work m8
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Hey, most of my posts have been on /talk.I'll thank you not to lump me in with the fantasists.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:01,
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I'm only here to upset you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:06,
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Must you share our pillow talk with the whole world?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:14,
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Off Topic is a creche, for those who find /talk too intimidating
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch unique and grotesque, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
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I stand by that remark.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:12,
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I should think so.It's the wisest thing ever written on bthreetia.
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Hey, I got first place on the namecheck list.Totes putting that on my CV.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:04,
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What about the one from qotw that everyone hates?We should get them over here to liven it up a bit.
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Is that the one who got kicked off there, and posts here now under a new name? Dodgy looking fucker.(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:24, Reply)
The current Popular page features s nude AB.I can't think of a better reason for shutting it down.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:09,
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cos Rob joined the 3am girls now and thinks nothing of burning bridges(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:18, Reply)
at least he timed it to coincide with the grim revelations about phone hackingso that the depths of his mercenary amorality are crystal clear
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I feel like he's let us all downbut most of all he's let himself down
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people stopped posting because certain other people jumped on all the postswhich made it pretty dull for the most part
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:32,
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this is why the north ought to just be wiped out and started again.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:25,
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Why do we need to start again?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:26,
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we need manual labourers, but this lot have finally gone too far.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:29,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:29,
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only good bit of the north is the lakes.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:30,
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Maybe more of it should be flooded then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:30,
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Starting at and including Coventy!!! Hahahaha where you live is rubbish according to a web forum!!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:32,
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be fairit's not just where he lives that we say is rubbish
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:33,
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I'm seriously starting to question your choice of girlfriend.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:35,
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OK, so Im dealing with Angry Pig today.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:43,
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so it turns out that when the girl in the burrito place is newyou shouldn't just watch as she piles on way more stuff than her more experienced colleagues. turns out even they won't be able to wrap it properly, it will be all cold in some bits and warm in others, and you certainly won't be able to eat it properly. :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:31,
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a woman who thinks less is more!We've stumbled upon a first.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:43,
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i should have ordered it in a box rather than a wrapthen all would have been well
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45,
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Unless you speak up what you're wearing doesn't make a blind bit of difference(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)
I hope you complained and got her sacked.Jenny budgie is sticking her arse in Jimmy's face again, think it's time for the nesting box :)
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of course i didn't, i'm far too nicei am about to ring the boss of a taxi company and make him cough up a charity donation in return for utterly fucking up sat night though.
dirty bitch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:06,
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Maybe you should start wearing a bib,or get a responsible adult to help you eat?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:15,
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You mean bully.If this board had moderators, you can bet I'd be complaining to them, right now, and you'd be b& before you know it.
*mwah*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:25,
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we do have onebut last i saw, she was posting on fb about needing alcohol.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:29,
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A mythical, Scottish entity?Is this board moderated by a wild haggis?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:44,
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This place is so wakki,I might just burst.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:14,
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if you can afford to have a burrito wrapped at all you're in the world's most privileged 4%(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:53,
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it's a staple food for those middle class mexicans(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:55,
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there's nowt Mexican about the burritos we get over herethey're texmex
Proper Mexican povvo food is just beans and corn and beans.
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because you had no idea that food sold in london isn't really authentic, did you?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:00,
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i only come on here to learn from the know it all bores(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:02,
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The word burrito means "little donkey" in Spanish, as a diminutive form of burro, or "donkey". The name burrito as applied to the dish possibly derives from the appearance of bedrolls and packs that donkeys carried.[4]Hth.
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see what you think after you get 'burro punched'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:09,
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You're just a bore, rather than a know it all xx(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:08,
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nice copying and pasting, making sure to leave the citation reference. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:14,
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I was letting that go because I got the joke and didn't feel the need to be a pedant. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:23,
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Whereas I nearly always feel the need to be a pedant.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:24,
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To be honest it's more likely that doctor failing pub got it wrong in the first place(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:28,
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I always thought it was pen-dant until just now.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:00,
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trufax, chicago is known as 'the windy city' because of its large mexican population(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:00,
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Wait a sec, are you telling me this melted Dairy Milk _isn't_ a 'mole' ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:59,
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I went to a £15 all you can drink night once, you had to keep your glass it was fucking madnessStill I had fun. As far as I know no one got stabbed in the cock.
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I feel like my life isn't complete until I have shit in a bin after a night out. (
$$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:56,
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You're about as Northern as they come.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:15,
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pssssssssssst scotland is even further north than wigan(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:15,
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haven't we passed the delete threshold yet?it's time to make room for another qftw refugee
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R*b F***h***e, of P***h, A*******a?Or are you pining for emvee?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:42,
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I'd love to see an emvee thread, see how upset everyone gets thus making him win.(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
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