dear god, can you imagine the questions?
you have two pairs of red heels, one hotel room, and a jar of nutella. tell us about the depraved acts you would commit in there whilst watching the news.

you have been locked in a petshop over night. what do you "do" first?

hahaha this just reminds me of one of monty's finest moments - talking about shitty kids' jokes, and i went for the old "what do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bum?"

"dozer," monty promptly replied. lolololol.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

one pair red, one pair pink

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:12, Reply)

are you some kind of weirdo?
Why would I want two identical pairs?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)

who says they are identical??
i have 3 pairs of red high heels. they are all different!

no pink ones though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:17, Reply)

That's gone and put me right off my stroke.
Thanks.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:18, Reply)

they're all adult sizes anyway, soz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:18, Reply)

^ has man's feet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)

yes, because women's shoes don't come in adult sizes
you lentil curd freak
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)

I hear that he once got kicked out Ann Summers for asking if size 6-8 meant years.

( Muns, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)

Every time my wife mentions the size of my kids clothes i.e. "This is 4-5 years"
I reply "Really, they look brand new"

Never gets old.
( Peej, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)

I'll use that with my wife.
For some reason she doesn't appreciate jokes like that.
( Muns, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)

Women eh?

( Peej, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:44, Reply)

to be fair
i don't think not appreciating "jokes" like that is unique to women
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)

Yes it is.

( Muns, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:47, Reply)

may i refer you to the post by our mutual learned friend mr light of the chains below
ner
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)

Don't start eh Darlin'
Go stick 'kettle on or summit
( Peej, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

i'll stick it on your head

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)

Are you sure you wouldn't be happier on www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:46, Reply)

does the hotel room come with Sian Williams and Rachel Khoo?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:19, Reply)

you're the qotw mod, you set the question!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:20, Reply)

Khoo, Williams and Minogue

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)

Is it true about the bum thing? Do people really do that? I thought it was an urban legend.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)

dunno mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:17, Reply)