Going to vote Green this year, by the way. I like their policies.
I may as well too, since the only mainstream options are a) the very anthropomorphised personification of a charm vacuum b) What's-his-name and c) that smarmy fucking cunt Cameron.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:46, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Lefty prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)

You'd probably be surprised by how far left I actually am, you know.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)

Not really, I know your tailor.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)

I don't dress to a side.
Too small for that. It just sits on top of my balls like a skinny pink frog on a massive pair of fat, hairy lily-pads.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)

+ and catches your flies

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)

Sexy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)

A lot of people are from what ive seen.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:06, Reply)

You're supposed to like their policies, they're all such nice policies after all.
Completely unimplementable in the real world, but nice all the same. I suggest UKIP for REAL change! #FARAGE #FORRINSOUT
( Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)

They have a lot of mental policies.
I think they are a bunch of mostly sensible people, but because they have to court the mental/hippy vote, they still endorse a lot of crazy.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)

They'd ban Kroneys car.

( Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)

They really would.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

( Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)

That's a mk3 you FUCKING MORON
edit: Or maybe not, actually, I really can't tell.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)

ha!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)

Like I have a clue how many times your boy racer car has been to Milton Keynes!

( Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)

Is that for shifting snow?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)

I would like to watch it go over speed bumps

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)

They'd ban medical research in the UK for starters.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Thats ok, its less regulated and life is cheaper overseas.

( Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)

they only had one coherent policy which was an exit from the EU
then after ten years they realised that nobody actually gives a fuck whether we're in the EU or not and they had to start courting the fruitloops and racists

while trying to reassure everybody else that they're not fruitloops and racists
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)

The Greens really are terrible eh!

( Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)

Greens, not UKIP
They are all mental
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)

same difference only loony left rather than racist

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:33, Reply)

I'm a bit worried that they're scientifically illiterate.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:06, Reply)

I'm a bit worried that your face is scientifically illiterate.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:23, Reply)

That's me telt.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:31, Reply)