It's nearer lunch time now
I have chilli oat biscuits and a wedge of Stilton
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:25, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Wedgie!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)

I wasn't planning to stick it up my arse...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)

^extra mature

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)

no real names

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)

Poor old tesco finest

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:35, Reply)

Plain crackers would be better
And some booze to wash it all down with.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)

No, plain crackers are boring
It's only a mild kick but I like chilli and blue cheese together

Boozing at desk sadly discouraged.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:35, Reply)

I keep thinking about getting a wine box for mine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)

Wine boxes are useful
as when you are done you can remove the "bag", blow it up through the spiggot and hey presto! A pillow.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)

They should remove the spigot and just have a bit of foil in the corner you stick a straw through.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)

Oatcakes are more boring/cardboardy than plain crackers.
It does my lid in when I order a cheeseboard and they serve it with oatcakes. Ruins it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Oh no no
There is nothing worse than a fucking water cracker. Urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)

I like them.
And Cornish Wafers.

I also like to apply a layer of butter before the cheese though.

I'll happily sit there with a packet of cream crackers and a tub of butter just making cracker sandwiches.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:49, Reply)

Disgusting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:50, Reply)

Yes!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)

you should come round ours at christmas, all the crackers get left in the fancy cheese biscuit box
i bet you're the sort of sick puppy who eats the bounty bars out of the tin of celebrations too...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)

dark chocolate bountys are great

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)

All Bounties are great

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)