McBeef thread

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:17, 29 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I bet he broke his toe in a really gay way.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:19, Reply)

What like by sticking it up a man's bottom?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:21, Reply)

Yeah or while flower arranging.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)

He got really upset about an Emvee thread and kicked a wall.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)

He's so dapper.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)

He is basically the Dappy of OT's NDubz

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:38, Reply)

does that make meatsnake its Tulisa Blowjobolous?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:02, Reply)

he's mcquorn now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:38, Reply)

Richard McBeanfeast

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:42, Reply)

i like beanfeast
but if you feed it to someone who is not used to it.... my poor flatmate "C" had to take a whole day off work because her farts were so terrible and could not be suppressed.

heh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:08, Reply)

Freeze-dried instant crap, why would you put yourself through the self-loathing and dietary deficiencies led to by vegetarianism if you're not going to try eating heathily at the same time

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:10, Reply)

is it because ... and stop me if this has been suggested before ... but is it because she's a massive food idiot?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:13, Reply)

i quite like the taste
i has no self-loathing, if i liked meat, i'd eat it. i cook it for other people, i just don't want the filthy fat and sinews in my mouth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:52, Reply)

Done that vote for policy test thingy.
Plaid Cymru 96%
Labour 95%
Green 95%
SNP 91%
...
Tory 25%
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:55, Reply)

fobtw

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:00, Reply)

what?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:02, Reply)

fuck off back to /wales

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:02, Reply)

The 'back' part of that may be a little difficult.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:06, Reply)

I'm off to Wales next week, do you want me to say "hi" to your mum, isn't it? There's lovely.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:09, Reply)

question of the whales

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:10, Reply)

terrible bullying of [token board fat chick]

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:11, Reply)

Rachelswipe - The Catacean Sensation!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:36, Reply)

men want to be him, women want to be in him

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:01, Reply)

Im not stereotypical :(((((

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)

m not stereotypical :((((( AM WHAT I AM! I AM MY OWN SPECIAL! CREATION!
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:08, Reply)

YOUN SPECIAL!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)

YOUN ARE WHAT YOUN ARE YOUN ARE YOU ARE OWN SPECIAL CREATION

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)

yes you are
You are a template homo; an ur-poof; a paradigm of shirtlifting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:37, Reply)

New /qotw

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:55, Reply)