Morning Phil
We have car park Nazis here too but our security guard is good with temporary passes. I grovel to no man

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I recently found out that I'd been enrolled onto our annual works trauma event (i.e. Staff conference), XXXX's GOT TALENT as a U2 tribute act
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:47, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

isn't that the sweetest thing?
henceforth you shall be known as bono
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:49, Reply)

Edgy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:49, Reply)

You work for Castlemaine?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:49, Reply)

flamin' galaah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:50, Reply)

One of my mates has to pay for parking at his work.
It's one of those scratch-cards where you scratch off the day of the month the pass is for.

Every month he just buys one, and hides it under his tax disc so you can't see the day.

He also photoshopped the date on his council pass.

I think he might be a pikey.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:50, Reply)

£6 a day if you can't get a parking pass
CUNTS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:51, Reply)

I'd get really upset about having to pay to go somewhere I don't really want to be.
I used to just park about five minutes away in some road. You could tell it really fucked off the people who lived there, which amused me really.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:53, Reply)

I'd key your car.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:54, Reply)

I wouldn't care, my car was shit.
I think someone tried passive-aggressively parking closer to me. But that wouldn't have phased me as i'd just leave it there over the weekend in a display of apathy.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 10:55, Reply)

i'd stab you in the dick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:01, Reply)

I'd enjoy it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

fazed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)

They changed the fucking car park at the metro station to 2 hours maximum stay
What fucking use is that? It takes 30 mins to get into town and 30 back so basically you can get something to eat before your time runs out.

There's now a 75 space car park with 2 cars a day in it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:02, Reply)

so it's inconvenienced 73 people?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

Yep, per day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:15, Reply)

Get a stick on number "4" from a diy shop and amend the sign

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:36, Reply)

council logic innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:22, Reply)