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peter tobin y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:08, 112 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I prefer his daughter (and close personal friend of Chompy), Laura

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:16, Reply)
chompy doesn't have any friends

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)
I'm not sure that is the case
He may have his h8ters on here, but I'm sure he is well liked amongst the MK gaming community.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:25, Reply)
I'm pretty popular.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
I just had to work really hard for about 18 minutes, but I secured the sale and contributed to my company's future with a tidy profit.
It was touch and go for a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:34, Reply)
I passed yet another exam this morning.
It is essential to my professional development and nets me a tidy bonus and a salary increase.

It was a prostate exam.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)
I'm just happy my boss is definitely going to have some spending money for his three weeks of underage sex tourism

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)
but will he be dipping his privates in poo, like stunned poster?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)
Totes, ladyboys don't have fannys only bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)
hang on, what?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:51, Reply)
I don't know, I'm just pretending to know about these things to look cool online

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)
he said 'bummers are deaf'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:57, Reply)
captain placid is your boss?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)
n

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:41, Reply)
you're always touching yourself

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)
I think about dozer while I'm flicking my bean because you can't bring me to orgasm

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)
i thought we all wank about chompy?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:41, Reply)
Clearly not, can't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:42, Reply)
I never learned to read or write.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:43, Reply)
I had to briskly walk to a ward,
To secure a medical gas leak. It took approximately 23 minutes. Probably saved a life or sutin
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:48, Reply)
You're a modern day hero

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:48, Reply)
he's dreamy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:49, Reply)
I'm also incredibly handsome

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:50, Reply)
Thanks for everything you do to keep the wheels of industry turning

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)
Where is everyone?
Not you Dozer
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:03, Reply)
London/The North/Thailand mostly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:04, Reply)
not the midlands though
who would admit to that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)
There isn't a midlands, it's just what south-northerners call themselves to try and have a cultural identity

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)
Up in Darth/Harters/Muns land they even talk fooneh like northerns, yet are supposed to be midlanders.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)
Is there a Coventry accent?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)
There is and it's ghastly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:22, Reply)
Warwickshire, darling.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)
We will be driving past Cov this weekend. I'm going to wave at you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)
I shall spend the entire weekend out in the garden waving, so I don't miss you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
I just found your address using google, you're a fair way from the motorway but we can try

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)
im in the juicer mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)
Never heard of her.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)
You have a weird thing about sex offenders dear.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)
I wouldn't call it weird.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)
You would say that.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
Yes, I would.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)
Who is your favourite sex offender, jase?
I quite like Roy Whiting because he really does look like the sort of man your mother might warn you to keep away from.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
Mind, I suppose your mother probably didn't think it worth warning you to keep away from strange men.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:20, Reply)
Jeffrey Dahmer of course
He looks quite fetching in his mugshot
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)
I thought you'd prefer Ted Bundy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)
I'll take what I can get these days.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)
Someone's just emailed me some work to do.
It's a good job they IM'd me immediately afterwards to tell me they'd emailed me or I might not have known!
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
better ring them to tell them you read the email.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
Better had.
When I close the call I'll send round a barbershop quartet to let him know it's resolved.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)
Client of the day:
Mr Olowogboye
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
our favourite new client earns 100 grand a week, net
Get in!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)
what do they do?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)
owns an investment firm

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
Using His One Weird Old Tip

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)
I don't get either of the mcbeef posts on the popular page are they some sort of april fool joke or another injoke that I missed.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)
You're not aware you're a wanker?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)
You comic book losers will probably appreciate this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5TB0pKLj0Y
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:34, Reply)
I think I'd like a moss and fern terrarium and a fossil of a school of fish, I believe I would enjoy owning these things

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:49, Reply)
And a cactus/some cacti

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
Are you missing your F-Town garden?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
It has a lovely blossom tree in it, probably soon to flower :'o(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
GAYrrarium moar lyke.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
Oh are they named after you lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
no, named after your face

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)
you're named after my face

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)
alright
Off to Castle Howard for a nice day out xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
Good, go on, off you fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
it'll be lovely innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)
I'm walking from Lairig Ghru to Aviemore at the weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)
In an update to 'things I already know about' Yodel have texted me to tell me that an item the secretary dropped on my desk has been delivered.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)
you're lucky to get it at all from them cunts

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)
People keep saying this but I've not had a problem with them.
I do get all my stuff delivered to work though, so they never have to worry about me being out.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)

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