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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's Friday, I'm on holiday and it's raining
I was going to take the Doris and her mental Jack Russell* for a long countryside walk somewhere nice, hopefully finding a pub in which to have lunch along the way. Due to the shit British Easter weather I won't be doing that.

Other than DMAAKM what do you suggest I do? What are your plans for this first day off of the Easter weekend?

Alt: Are you working today? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*Jack Russells FTW
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 8:55, 129 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
I've just ordered myself a Marmite Easter egg.
Take that, bitchez.

Alt: yes, fail. Off on Monday tho'.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 8:58, Reply)
All dogs are shit and cunts and shouldn't be allowed in pubs.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 9:14, Reply)
Don't make me hurt you

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 9:16, Reply)
You've got to have steely determination at being a miserable bastard to not like a pub dog.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)
In pubs I've seen more well-behaved dogs than well-behaved kids

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)
Exactly. The dog gets a bit of fuss and maybe a half of mild and some crisps. Everyone's a winner.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)
I'm going for a walk
because I'm not a timorous fey nancy who's scared of a bit of rain.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 9:43, Reply)
I hope you don't get pneumonia and die

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 10:17, Reply)
pneumonia? terrible head cold more like

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 11:48, Reply)
we survived
soz
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:32, Reply)
Jack Russells are pricks.
They're abundant with small dog syndrome.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)
Might get wankered

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 11:25, Reply)
on breasts?

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)
I am out for dinner in a bit.
tomorrow I am going to Bang Cock.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)
I just had a partial English.
It was good.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 13:53, Reply)
What was on it?

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 13:56, Reply)
Bacon sausage beans and chorizo instead of black pudding.
Brown bread instead of white, which is a abomination but it's what I had available.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 13:58, Reply)
One of my mates said 'When I make a fry up I usually only have bacon and eggs'.
To which I pointed out that what he described was 'bacon and eggs' not a fucking fry-up.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 14:58, Reply)
Is your mate Trevor Cleaver?

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Just got back from the big city. Spongecake movie was excellent, better than I thought it would be.
Working in a minute, looks like a busy one. Re the earlier conversation, dogs are excellent in the pub, ours loves it, the scrounging git, he's a peperoni hoover.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 15:06, Reply)
Back of the net!

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Bollocks.
1-1
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)
Hi everyone!
I'm catching up on the weeks telly and I'm having some gin, rum and vodka cans.
I'm very much enjoying Inside No 9. Very well written.
Getting my shopping delivered later. Lovely.
There's a potato shaped dent in my sofa.
Judge Rinder next
TALKING!!
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 17:36, Reply)
I've not seen the new series of inside no 9. However I thought the silent one they did in the first series was spectacular.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 17:38, Reply)
Yes, very clever.
I loved the sardines one too in the wardrobe and the understudy one where the episode was essentially Macbeth.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 17:43, Reply)
Bit of stuff in the garage.
Dismantled a vertical mill and a band saw into pieces small enough to go in the car so I can scrap them.
Sharpened chainsaw.
Missus is painting.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 17:37, Reply)
Chainsaws are great, one of my favourite power driven tools :)

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 17:54, Reply)
I went past a drilling school when I went to the pub at lunchtime and decided I'd made some poor decisions.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 17:57, Reply)
Drilling school?

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:02, Reply)
offshore drilling
He lives in Aberdeen.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:03, Reply)
My old man worked scaffolding on the rigs a while, made a fucking fortune.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:07, Reply)
I bet.
Average salary for an offshore worker is 73k.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:11, Reply)
Just phoned him, the equivalent today would be 140k, two weeks on, two off. The divers made stupid amounts.
Although it's vulgar to discuss money.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:16, Reply)

Fracking moron
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:07, Reply)
fracking has nothing to do with offshore drilling

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:11, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 17:57, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 17:58, Reply)
evil nine y/n

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 17:58, Reply)
I don't know if I've ever heard them.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 17:59, Reply)
youtube their remix of Music by Ils

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:01, Reply)

It's really 'alright'
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:02, Reply)
not with you posting, it's not

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:03, Reply)

Still more liked than thou
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:06, Reply)
Alright Jay, how's sunny Manchester?

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:07, Reply)
His silence, I think, speaks volumes.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 20:14, Reply)
I think he's dead.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 20:21, Reply)
damning with faint praise

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 18:12, Reply)
Friday thread.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 19:57, Reply)
Friday thread

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 20:04, Reply)
Got to scroll down on Friday thread
Everybody's looking forward to the newsletter, newsletter
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 20:11, Reply)
It's not very good really, is it?

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 20:16, Reply)
Pub busy today?

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 20:25, Reply)
Getting that way, yep.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 20:30, Reply)
I'm staying in tonight
No booze. Plenty of films to watch though.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 20:21, Reply)
What you watching?

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 20:25, Reply)
pirates the hof caribbean

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
Might watch Guardians of the galaxy
Might watch John dies at the end
(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 21:00, Reply)
the robocop remake's good

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 21:00, Reply)
Predator, Trainspotting, Hallowe'en, Cocoon

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 21:00, Reply)
Terminator, Henry's Cat, Poseidon

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 21:01, Reply)
House

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 21:03, Reply)
Candyman, Poltergeist, Taken, Hostel

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 21:08, Reply)
Commando

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 21:13, Reply)
Microfibre boxers actually

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 21:17, Reply)
mfba?

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 21:19, Reply)
men fucking boys anally

(, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 21:23, Reply)

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