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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Easter Thread
Hahahaha nommy 'Zombie Jesus' yeah? Lol

Do you like tszombies? Will there be a tszombie apocalypse? Have you prepared for the tszombie uprising? Have you got an anti-tszombies bunker or a big gay knife to kill tszombies with?

Happy Easter
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 7:29, 43 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
I am also up stupidly early.

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 7:45, Reply)
I have toothache and there are children here who are all excited about chocolate so apparently that means not ever shutting the fuck up.

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 7:50, Reply)
I don't have toothache.
Child one is sitting watching the Simpsons asking if she can move to New York. Child two is sleeping.
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 7:54, Reply)
I no longer have toothache

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 8:06, Reply)
They don't ever shut the fuck up when they're not all excited about chocolate either
Get out as early as you can
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 9:43, Reply)
They've gone out now, I bet they come back at some point though

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 10:57, Reply)
Pro tip: they are ever so slightly more tolerable if you have been drinking
Not by a lot, but it helps a little.
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 11:03, Reply)
I discovered that last night. The next noisy outing is lunch in a pub in a few hours. I expect at least one with have teh bloobloos about the wrong drink or a meal being ever so slightly different to how they pictured it in their tiny idiot brains

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 11:07, Reply)
This is why we don't have any
The budgies know what seed looks like
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 11:14, Reply)
<b3tan username of choice>'s kid knows what <b3tan username of choice>'s seed looks like too

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)
Morning all
I say 'all' but I doubt if there's anyone about other than us three. So, what's happening? Meato's driven past Coventry to oop North*, I'm off to a game fair today - what else is in the news?


*Retard - something very difficult in Yorkshire
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 7:53, Reply)
We're looking at something Northern then eating some Northern food then rolling cheese down a hill or racing whippets or whatever passes for entertainment in the grimy land of misery

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 7:57, Reply)
We'll be doing something which I believe is quintessentially 'Midlands'
I:E Jack Russell racing. Probably one of the funniest things to watch ever.

*Another from the great Barry Cryer - Twerk - Where Yorkshire people go Monday to Friday*
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 8:05, Reply)
I hate northernism

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 8:16, Reply)

Transsexual zombies?

Cor!
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 8:15, Reply)
thomas stearns

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 10:24, Reply)
Mistah Kurtz, he dead!

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 11:25, Reply)
nommy zombie eggs hahaha lol
Cheers
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 9:38, Reply)
Haha yeah ace m8

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 10:57, Reply)
haha yes me and all my friends like to dress up as nombies and go on 'zombie walks' with like-minded pricks
It's well lol
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 9:46, Reply)
Hahahaha so cool I make tszombie survival kits and sell them online to other tszombie fanatics lol

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 10:56, Reply)

i.imgur.com/xanTRPW.jpg
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Easter eggs are bent.
& sew ru.
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 11:00, Reply)
more of an ellipsoid I reckon mate

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 11:02, Reply)
Mongoloid, more like.

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 11:28, Reply)
I had a creme egg easter egg.
I like to say Creme egg rather than Cream egg. It annoys many people.
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 12:26, Reply)
I hope you pronounce it 'crème'

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 12:34, Reply)
and a soft g

(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)

i.imgur.com/VVooVey.jpg
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)
alright.
I sacked off my day of 'hiking back' and got a train to Inverness. After having a fry-up and a shit I think I chose wisely.

After finding a copy of Warp's 'artificial intelligence' compilation lp in good nick, I know I did.
(, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 14:57, Reply)

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