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Easter ThreadHahahaha nommy 'Zombie Jesus' yeah? Lol
Do you like tszombies? Will there be a tszombie apocalypse? Have you prepared for the tszombie uprising? Have you got an anti-tszombies bunker or a big gay knife to kill tszombies with?
Happy Easter
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 7:29,
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latest was 10 years ago)
I have toothache and there are children here who are all excited about chocolate so apparently that means not ever shutting the fuck up. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 7:50,
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I don't have toothache.Child one is sitting watching the Simpsons asking if she can move to New York. Child two is sleeping.
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Peej, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 7:54,
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They don't ever shut the fuck up when they're not all excited about chocolate either Get out as early as you can
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 9:43,
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They've gone out now, I bet they come back at some point though(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 10:57,
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Pro tip: they are ever so slightly more tolerable if you have been drinking Not by a lot, but it helps a little.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 11:03,
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I discovered that last night. The next noisy outing is lunch in a pub in a few hours. I expect at least one with have teh bloobloos about the wrong drink or a meal being ever so slightly different to how they pictured it in their tiny idiot brains(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 11:07,
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This is why we don't have any The budgies know what seed looks like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 11:14,
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<b3tan username of choice>'s kid knows what <b3tan username of choice>'s seed looks like too(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 13:02,
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Morning allI say 'all' but I doubt if there's anyone about other than us three. So, what's happening? Meato's driven past Coventry to oop North*, I'm off to a game fair today - what else is in the news?
*Retard - something very difficult in Yorkshire
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We're looking at something Northern then eating some Northern food then rolling cheese down a hill or racing whippets or whatever passes for entertainment in the grimy land of misery(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 7:57,
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We'll be doing something which I believe is quintessentially 'Midlands'I:E Jack Russell racing. Probably one of the funniest things to watch ever.
*Another from the great Barry Cryer - Twerk - Where Yorkshire people go Monday to Friday*
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haha yes me and all my friends like to dress up as nombies and go on 'zombie walks' with like-minded pricks It's well lol
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 9:46,
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Hahahaha so cool I make tszombie survival kits and sell them online to other tszombie fanatics lol(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 10:56,
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I had a creme egg easter egg.I like to say Creme egg rather than Cream egg. It annoys many people.
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I hope you pronounce it 'crème'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 12:34,
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alright.I sacked off my day of 'hiking back' and got a train to Inverness. After having a fry-up and a shit I think I chose wisely.
After finding a copy of Warp's 'artificial intelligence' compilation lp in good nick, I know I did.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 14:57,
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