V is easily the grimmest shitfest ever.
Dull mor music, pissed teen pricks, early curfews, shit food

I hope it's more entertaining as a worker than as a punter
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:27, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

It's a pain in the arse to be absolutely fair.
It was the first time I've ever seen a girl hike their skirt up and take a shit in the middle of a tent. It wasn't the last time I saw it either that weekend.
( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:35, Reply)

in a way it's doing a service to all the proper festivals
by keeping the dull bands and filthy plebs locked up

so thanks for that
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:38, Reply)

The place is amazingly grim.
When a colostomy bag is being thrown from person to person in the crowd, you just want Hitler to come back and refocus his efforts.
( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:43, Reply)

we just go for the day
drinking booze in the sun with your mates is always going to be a good day out, even if most of the bands are really blah. i was excited about the stone roses, but the years have not been kind. i did enjoy laughing at how shit ian brown was though. poor sod can't sing a note these days.

the beyonce put on a good show, but fucking hell love, just stand still and sing, stop making us wait in the rain whilst you change costumes for the 30th time in a 30 min set.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:43, Reply)

Anyone who performs costume changes during a festival set needs a kick in the cunt.

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:46, Reply)

these days?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:47, Reply)

that's take that
silly sporters
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:52, Reply)

Bon Jovi

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)

Jon Bovi FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

His show in Manchester a few years back was one of my more pleasant days at work.

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:08, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)

hahahaha, fucking incredible!

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:49, Reply)

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)

ian brown has always sounded like that
I think I've heard him sing in tune once in about a dozen gigs and I'm pretty sure that was a fluke
(dozer's mommy likes big dick, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:54, Reply)

also ... there are a million places to drink beer with your mates
why would you choose one full of shit-lobbing chavs and crap music?
(dozer's mommy likes big dick, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:56, Reply)

just exactly how many accounts are you currently logged in with?

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:58, Reply)

some bits of it were good
we avoided the bits that were shit. something different to do innit.

we don't all sit on train platforms drinking whiskey out of a brown paper bag.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:04, Reply)

cool
you stick with the grimmer than all fuck shitfests and leave the decent festivals for the people who actually like festivals
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

yep
quite happy to leave slobbing around in a tent and shitting in a bucket to ghastly old hippies and go somewhere decent if it's for the full weekend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:10, Reply)

If that's the way you think it works, you need to get out more.

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:28, Reply)

Or stay in more.

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:29, Reply)

i'd rather travel and see other cultures
than a load of embarrassing old pricks in tie-dyed t-shirts and bumbags munching funny brownies and pretending they're still 18
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)

the only festival that sounds like is V

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)

Avoiding bits that are shit at V-Festival is a bit like avoiding bits of the sea that are wet.

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:11, Reply)

There's nothing nicer than drinking beer in the sunshine with some friends
particularly if you're watching Beyoncé in the rain surrounded by chavs
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:14, Reply)

true, it's not the same as cramming 4 stinking people who haven't showered for 3 days into a tent and thinking drugs are cool when you're nearly 60, maaaaan

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:15, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)

i've been to better things
but they were a decent enough couple of days out.

the food was properly shit though. how can you fuck up a microwave pizza that badly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:14, Reply)

you're talking to festival veterans, pet
you're really on to a loser trying to persuade anybody that V is anything other than an appalling bland chavfest
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:17, Reply)

god, what an awful thing to be
try going on a real holiday/weekend away, not rolling around in a field convincing yourself that it's fun.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)

ps: wales doesn't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)

cool

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)

well
only if you think calling a trip to wales a "holiday" and then posting on here throughout is "cool"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:27, Reply)

i think everyone felt quite sorry for you
we could have a whipround and try to get you a flight to somewhere decent.

prolly be one way though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)

that's sweet, pet
but you're a only a lowly lawyer and you still get your holidays paid for by daddy
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)

bless, you have no idea

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

oh do enlighten me
what does a property squabbler earn in London? 70k? 80k?

you're hardly Rockefeller, pet
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

like i say
you have no idea.

stick to telling yourself that a semi with a seriously ugly garden is a good result in life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)

under 70k then
should have done a real degree, eh?
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)

what, at the "university" of birmingham? lol
you're way out, pet. and you have no idea about other interests/background. now off you go, back to telling yourself that your little patch of scrubby grass is a "garden". at least you might convince yourself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)

you really are easy

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

not as easy as your wife

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)