It's getting quiet here, is everyone having a nice cup of tea and a biscuit?
What other online message shizzles do you use?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:05, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You've bored everyone away
We're all over on the secret board
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:08, Reply)

I like to have conversations with skype bots.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:09, Reply)

kids' botties more like

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:14, Reply)

that's very kind
Assam, black, no sugar, and a couple of those Italian rich tea biscuits

thanks
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:14, Reply)

you need cow milk in tea. hth

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:18, Reply)

i most certainly do not, you tea-hating villain

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Plus you need condensed milk with extra sugar and spices. you are doing it all wrong.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:24, Reply)

dirty cunt

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:39, Reply)

don't drink tea or coffee
got some lovely white chocolate and lemon cookies from whole foods, might have one of those at 3.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:16, Reply)

Twitter, mainly

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:16, Reply)

I like to search 'brocken Britun' and visit message boards that are returned with that phrase.
That and anything for queers.

Biscuits are for gays and women.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)

SO, WHICH IS YOUR FAVOURITE?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:26, Reply)

none of them :((((

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:40, Reply)

DBT the bloobloo deleter and all 'round dickhead

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:18, Reply)

it was me
you were flirting in my flirt-free thread
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:28, Reply)

The Redwatch thing? I thought Dozer deleted it.
We'be kissed and made up now, chatting on Gaydar xx
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:40, Reply)

I'm such a ruiner

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:43, Reply)

Nobody uses Gaydar anymore, hth xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)

What's thecool bumsex app these days?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 15:02, Reply)

depends what kind of man you want.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 15:06, Reply)

a married one who cries afterwards

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 15:41, Reply)

I might have a coffee and some sweet delight that will sufficiently distance me from the working classes.
Skype is pretty much all I use these days, despite Microsoft's inexplicable decision to buy a business messaging tool and discontinue their own social messaging tool, so it's now business-flavoured for everything.
( .Yeti., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:31, Reply)

I'm not sure sweetmeats separate you from the working classes
it's not 1715
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:37, Reply)

The sun's below the yardarm
in that it hasn't come out all day.
( .Yeti., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:39, Reply)

I've just 'smashed' a bag of wasabi peas and a tin of raspberryade.
Gonna have a brew now, I think.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:48, Reply)

The worst of all the ades.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:51, Reply)

I thought i was picking up irn bru. I didn't realise until I was at the till and couldn't be arsed making a fuss.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:52, Reply)

raspberryade sounds alright
prolly better than irn bru
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)

Amazon has just sent me a targeted email on outdoor shitting contraptions.
What a time to be alive.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:52, Reply)

Phone boxes?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)

coffee...
ICQ is the future
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:55, Reply)

more loldeletions.
You guys.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)