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Evening
Alt: alright?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:49, 97 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
Hey hun how r u?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:51, Reply)
Horizontal

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:52, Reply)
Drinking midweek?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:59, Reply)
Movie

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:02, Reply)
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is pretty alright don't you know.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:54, Reply)
Dunno what that means soz

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:56, Reply)
netflix show it's funny like you know dick jokes and shit.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:58, Reply)
and it caused a LA freak to kill himself apparently. LOL

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:59, Reply)

decider.com/2015/04/08/fredric-brandt-unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-tina-fey/
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:59, Reply)
Yeah, I'm neither gonna read that nor watch the program
but you enjoy yourself
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:02, Reply)
you should just look at the picture of the guy who killed himself.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:04, Reply)
I did and I became a little bit more disgusted with the world

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:07, Reply)
At least he's dead now

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:08, Reply)
It's an Easter miracle

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:15, Reply)
Sounds great

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:59, Reply)
it has a disgusting fat gay camp black man in it. vile

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:17, Reply)
alright posh chops

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:59, Reply)
Just watching the end of the hobbit
And massive Eagles save the day like in Lord of the rings. If those feathery raptor cunts turned earlier in both occasions, much bother could have been prevented
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:01, Reply)
a film of a book for children, eh?
Nonce.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:04, Reply)
I read children's book earlier in bed with two actual real children!!!!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:04, Reply)
you sicken me.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:08, Reply)
despairing semen

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:09, Reply)
Where do I start? It is your presence here that has finally seen me off.
Not only does your username depress me no end - but your masochism sickens me. If this were a fight, you’d be in lying prostrate in the centre of a baying mob, blood pouring from every orifice, shit and piss streaming down your legs, your skin torn off as if you’d been dragged for 20 miles behind a truck. Yet you’d still be begging for more. You’d crawl back to the centre demanding they beat you again. Demand that they strip you of every last modicum of self-respect and dignity.
Your inane witterings are the most banal, unfunny and depressing ‘stories’ I have ever had the misfortune to come across. You open yourself to ridicule yet seem to thrive off it. If what I have read is true and you are indeed a man in his 50’s, then may I state an oft used insult? Get a fucking life.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:35, Reply)
baying mob

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:36, Reply)
baying leaf

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:37, Reply)
bayleaf in a higher power

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:39, Reply)

i.imgur.com/Sen7cYT.gif
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:39, Reply)
you tragic online bully

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:40, Reply)
Had sand kicked in my face nearly all my life
the high school bully, he made off with my wife
I turned out to be shit at almost everything
but at least in Pixel Land I can still be king
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:46, Reply)
Haha wot? You ok hun?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:38, Reply)
Are you any relation of popular /board and /links regular 'Sheep!'
?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:40, Reply)
No I'm fowl

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:41, Reply)
I am leaving you. It was fun once but I can see the writing on the wall. It will only end in tears if I stay.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:41, Reply)
Had a bit of poo play with one of them

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:10, Reply)
alright baggenfock

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:12, Reply)
They were busy recording Hotel California you bent spastic.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:04, Reply)
Well that makes no sense as clearly they did eventually leave the Hotel California
only to arrive late for their next engagement
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:05, Reply)
I think you can check out any time you like but you can never leave
is a metaphor.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:12, Reply)
hello new person

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:04, Reply)
HELLO

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:06, Reply)
alright goose poster?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:07, Reply)
Yer, muddling along. You, the budgie and the red setter alright?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:09, Reply)
yep, all good here. two budgies now mate, it's all happening in the half flat

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:11, Reply)
Is there enough space for two budgies?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:17, Reply)
Frog has to sleep on the balcony

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:18, Reply)
I've been kicked out, I stay in my seaside mansion now

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:19, Reply)
You're better off out of it m8 she was never good enough for you

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:23, Reply)
so lonely

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:25, Reply)
With the fag butts?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:20, Reply)
You know swipe forced frog to give up the fags and now he has to puff on one of those bent pipe things

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:22, Reply)
He's a vaper?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:26, Reply)
Yep, have been for a couple of years ain't i

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:28, Reply)
Sounds like the whole 'quitting' thing is going well

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:37, Reply)
only quitters quit, mate
Then again, smoking in one's thirties is tragic as fuck.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:38, Reply)
I was never quitting really just substituting for something probably fewer bad for me and fewer expensive

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:38, Reply)
The only one that was there was half a drugs cigarette that monty left once and seemed pleased to be reunited with on another visit.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:24, Reply)
He's encouragable that boy

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:28, Reply)
Incorrigible.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:29, Reply)
Fewer

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:29, Reply)
definately

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:30, Reply)
Haha yeah spelling

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:31, Reply)
Referenda.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:32, Reply)
prock

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:32, Reply)
it's

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:33, Reply)
Clockin dis

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:33, Reply)
Clockin' PISS more like!!!!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:34, Reply)
they have half a cage each

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:18, Reply)
her dad paid obviously

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:20, Reply)
Lollers

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:21, Reply)
Martin freeman man is blubbing like some sort of deluded labour supporting bellend

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:08, Reply)
I'm in a right quandary.
I've always voted Labour right, but Ed Miliband.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:10, Reply)
You're voting for a party, your local mp and perhaps an ideology. Not a PM
lol he's a useless prick, can you imagine him negotiating with Putin? Vladimeer would be up to his nuts in guts before the biscuits came out
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:14, Reply)
Not how international diplomacy works.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:16, Reply)
Aw don't they have biscuits?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:17, Reply)
Yeah, soggy ones. The privileged, public school oxbridge bastards

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:18, Reply)
Of course, the ambassadors daisy chain first

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:17, Reply)
^ public school background

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:18, Reply)
I'd put my public school in your background luvver

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:19, Reply)
it's 'private school', not public school
God, how gauche.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:23, Reply)
Actually private school alumni tend to be more on the "droit"

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:24, Reply)
Yer I know mate :'(

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:26, Reply)
plus, their policies are terrible this time
And I genuinely approve (on an entirely selfish level) with a fair chunk of the current government's economic policies. I don't, however, believe that they are in the interest of the majority.

For instance, the artificial inflation of the residential property market is great news for me, but it means that povvo fuckwits on salaries which start with a 2 are doomed to a life of renting. Totally don't approve of the LTA being reduced to a million; it may only affect 4% of people, but those 4% of people keep my employer in business.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:21, Reply)
Shush, the grown ups are talking.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:25, Reply)
Yes, we are.
But not you, you dribbly buffoon.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:27, Reply)
stamp duty land tax reforms removing the property price caps, another stellar move from George

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:28, Reply)
Evening.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:19, Reply)
Season's greetings

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:21, Reply)
Also.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:23, Reply)
Less

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:44, Reply)
Itv 4 is showing "Crank" followed by "Senna"
two equally excellent fulms
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:43, Reply)
shush, the grownups are talking

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:45, Reply)
So what's the low down?
who's up, who's down, who's on flounce alert?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:47, Reply)
GJ thinks he's liked rather than tolerated, DBT has delusions of mediocrity, chompy is an expert on everything yet is jobless, penniless and lives with his parents.
Rory is dead, battered is as good as dead, bcm is tboh, I am a fucking prick, sporters is a paki curry fuckwad and swipe is a ginger Tory nob.

Nothing ever changes but the icons.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:52, Reply)
brb's on suicide watch, spanishfly fucks kids and nobody posts on /board now because it's shit

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:55, Reply)
brb has me on 2.0, lucky I know when bin day is!!!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:56, Reply)
Daytrip to Belgium
returned with tons of cigarettes, some pretty decent wine and some Merguez sausages. Score!
(, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 0:42, Reply)
we should resurrect this thread until the rubbish ones get deleted

(, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)

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