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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:49,
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decider.com/2015/04/08/fredric-brandt-unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-tina-fey/
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Yeah, I'm neither gonna read that nor watch the programbut you enjoy yourself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:02,
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I did and I became a little bit more disgusted with the world(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:07,
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At least he's dead now (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:08,
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it has a disgusting fat gay camp black man in it. vile(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:17,
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Just watching the end of the hobbitAnd massive Eagles save the day like in Lord of the rings. If those feathery raptor cunts turned earlier in both occasions, much bother could have been prevented
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:01,
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I read children's book earlier in bed with two actual real children!!!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:04,
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Where do I start? It is your presence here that has finally seen me off.Not only does your username depress me no end - but your masochism sickens me. If this were a fight, you’d be in lying prostrate in the centre of a baying mob, blood pouring from every orifice, shit and piss streaming down your legs, your skin torn off as if you’d been dragged for 20 miles behind a truck. Yet you’d still be begging for more. You’d crawl back to the centre demanding they beat you again. Demand that they strip you of every last modicum of self-respect and dignity.
Your inane witterings are the most banal, unfunny and depressing ‘stories’ I have ever had the misfortune to come across. You open yourself to ridicule yet seem to thrive off it. If what I have read is true and you are indeed a man in his 50’s, then may I state an oft used insult? Get a fucking life.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:35,
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Had sand kicked in my face nearly all my lifethe high school bully, he made off with my wife
I turned out to be shit at almost everything
but at least in Pixel Land I can still be king
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:46,
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Are you any relation of popular /board and /links regular 'Sheep!'?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:40,
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I am leaving you. It was fun once but I can see the writing on the wall. It will only end in tears if I stay. (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:41,
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Well that makes no sense as clearly they did eventually leave the Hotel Californiaonly to arrive late for their next engagement
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:05,
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I think you can check out any time you like but you can never leave is a metaphor.
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Yer, muddling along. You, the budgie and the red setter alright?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:09,
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yep, all good here. two budgies now mate, it's all happening in the half flat (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:11,
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Frog has to sleep on the balcony (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:18,
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I've been kicked out, I stay in my seaside mansion now(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:19,
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You're better off out of it m8 she was never good enough for you (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:23,
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You know swipe forced frog to give up the fags and now he has to puff on one of those bent pipe things (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:22,
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Yep, have been for a couple of years ain't i (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:28,
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Sounds like the whole 'quitting' thing is going well(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:37,
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only quitters quit, mateThen again, smoking in one's thirties is tragic as fuck.
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I was never quitting really just substituting for something probably fewer bad for me and fewer expensive(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:38,
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The only one that was there was half a drugs cigarette that monty left once and seemed pleased to be reunited with on another visit. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:24,
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Martin freeman man is blubbing like some sort of deluded labour supporting bellend(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:08,
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I'm in a right quandary.I've always voted Labour right, but Ed Miliband.
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You're voting for a party, your local mp and perhaps an ideology. Not a PMlol he's a useless prick, can you imagine him negotiating with Putin? Vladimeer would be up to his nuts in guts before the biscuits came out
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:14,
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Aw don't they have biscuits? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:17,
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Yeah, soggy ones. The privileged, public school oxbridge bastards(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:18,
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Of course, the ambassadors daisy chain first (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:17,
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^ public school background (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:18,
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I'd put my public school in your background luvver(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:19,
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Actually private school alumni tend to be more on the "droit"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:24,
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plus, their policies are terrible this timeAnd I genuinely approve (on an entirely selfish level) with a fair chunk of the current government's economic policies. I don't, however, believe that they are in the interest of the majority.
For instance, the artificial inflation of the residential property market is great news for me, but it means that povvo fuckwits on salaries which start with a 2 are doomed to a life of renting. Totally don't approve of the LTA being reduced to a million; it may only affect 4% of people, but those 4% of people keep my employer in business.
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stamp duty land tax reforms removing the property price caps, another stellar move from George(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:28, Reply)
Itv 4 is showing "Crank" followed by "Senna"two equally excellent fulms
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:43,
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So what's the low down?who's up, who's down, who's on flounce alert?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:47,
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GJ thinks he's liked rather than tolerated, DBT has delusions of mediocrity, chompy is an expert on everything yet is jobless, penniless and lives with his parents.Rory is dead, battered is as good as dead, bcm is tboh, I am a fucking prick, sporters is a paki curry fuckwad and swipe is a ginger Tory nob.
Nothing ever changes but the icons.
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brb's on suicide watch, spanishfly fucks kids and nobody posts on /board now because it's shit(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 22:55,
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Daytrip to Belgiumreturned with tons of cigarettes, some pretty decent wine and some Merguez sausages. Score!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 0:42,
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