That Ed Sheeran chap is actually a pretty decent rapper
evening shitins, who's about?

Boat race eh? Grand national eh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:09, 76 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You've saved us from a dozer thread.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:10, Reply)

ITBOH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:12, Reply)

yay!
both events for posh cunts though
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:12, Reply)

The grand national is run at Aintree, near Liverpool...they wouldn't know a posh cunt if they fell into one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:14, Reply)

I've won second prize in the grand national sweepstake at work!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:15, Reply)

2015 won't get better than this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:16, Reply)

I dunno mate, things are looking up on planet dozerino

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:17, Reply)

Why isn't that planet further away?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:36, Reply)

I refused to enter ours
I can't bear it when one of the horses gets hurt :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:30, Reply)

Horses are cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:32, Reply)

I hope both the mini apes are as pony mad as I was
Spending Saturdays watching them trot around riding schools will cure your equinism
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:33, Reply)

Nope, I have a plan
if they want pony riding lessons, I'll pay the school to make sure she has a shit time mucking out and such like, so never wants to go back
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:36, Reply)

All the girls I went riding with LIKED that
They liked cleaning saddles and brushing manes and things because squeeee horses.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:37, Reply)

Girls are stoopid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:59, Reply)

Daniel Radcliffe is a surprisingly good rapper as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:14, Reply)

His laughing was fucking annoying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:15, Reply)

bit like your face then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:16, Reply)

God to see you're witty as ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:18, Reply)

I just get better and better.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:19, Reply)

I'm not, I'm going out in a bit
I don't really know who Ed Sheeran is. Some kind of pop singer, I think.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:20, Reply)

he's a member of the wu tang clan

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:23, Reply)

No I'm not

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:25, Reply)

You should be, you'd be a great replacement for ODB

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:34, Reply)

Boat race is annoying, too many twats cluttering up the riverside pubs
At dad's tonight. Just ordered a curry. Nice.

How are the mini apes??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:31, Reply)

Or are they goslings now?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:31, Reply)

Mini ape size large will be 4 this summer and off to school in the autumn
mini ape size small is just 1 and is a little poppet

How are your children, frog and budgie?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:34, Reply)

The budgie has gone forth and multiplied and now we have a yellow one and a purple one
We have definitely turned them gay, they love each other a bit too much.

Frog is playing out at the seaside this weekend. I'm up north sorting out the new car and other shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:35, Reply)

Are you going to have number 3? I think you should have 3.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:36, Reply)

Nope, done with all that shit
what new car are you getting?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:00, Reply)

Dacia Duster. A red one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:03, Reply)

Good news!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:05, Reply)

Basic model, but 15" alloys for a treat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:08, Reply)

Is daddy paying for half of it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:09, Reply)

No, I am :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:10, Reply)

Go on then what is it really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:11, Reply)

Audi q3

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:12, Reply)

Figures, but please don't tell me it's new. Only idiots buy new cars

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:17, Reply)

brand new, built to order.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:19, Reply)

Well enjoy the feeling of £5k sliding down the drain as you drive it off the forecourt
on the plus side new car smell!!!*

* may be caused by plasticising thalates that may be carcinagenic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:22, Reply)

I will!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:23, Reply)

Fuck yeah
Who wants to sit on someone else's seat that they've farted into over the last 12 months?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:44, Reply)

I dunno, perverts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:58, Reply)

Are you packing it off to a boarding school?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:48, Reply)

They'll love it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:07, Reply)

Alright Goose poster. I have a lot of post, I opened the interesting ones some of which contained money!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:53, Reply)

You should spend it on lager

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:55, Reply)

Oh good idea! Cheers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:56, Reply)

What how? All my post does is request money :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:01, Reply)

Cheques from premium bond winnings. Rebate from the water company.
On the flip side, council tax bill :(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:02, Reply)

Wow, you're like one of those people from the adverts!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:03, Reply)

I suppose I'll have to tell them I don't live here anymore then I won't have to pay it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:05, Reply)

Fake your own death by jumping off a nearby cliff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:05, Reply)

I don't think that's necessary. I think it's more just a case of a telephone call, maybe two.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:07, Reply)

Seems a bit...easy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:09, Reply)

Like YM!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:10, Reply)

TOO TROO!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:25, Reply)

premium bonds are for pensioners m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:13, Reply)

It's just a bit of fun m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:15, Reply)

north american equities this year mate, you mark my words

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:25, Reply)

My council tax includes water.
I get a lonely bastard discourage too.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:40, Reply)

You have nationalised water?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:54, Reply)

The Grand National, like anything that has a main defence of 'it's tradition', probably shouldn't happen anymore.
I don't really like horse's they're truculent arseholes.

The Boat race is for Oxbridge twats.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:37, Reply)

My brother maintains their bodies are too big for their brains

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:45, Reply)

The rowers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)

I think it counts for both horses and rowers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:53, Reply)

the horses, or the oxbridge twats?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)

Why are smart people that excel twats?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:53, Reply)

to be fair, I've met a lot of twats from Oxford.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:53, Reply)

True, but they think you're a semi literate cretin, so all equal really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:57, Reply)

it's like any group, some of them are lovely, some are knobs, people live moaning so label them all twats.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Apr 2015, 21:11, Reply)

Sense^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 21:15, Reply)

alright knobbo
I, being an Oxford wanker, rather enjoy the boat race. I always like that both the Uni crowd and us locals get together to shout abuse at another town over a daft rowing contest.

As for the grand national, I've never really seen the appeal of horse racing, but I was in the work sweepstake, probably should check, see if I won anything.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)

Hey you sexy ginger murderer, you married yet?
Boat race is fun, spent & years in Barnes so always had a good lash up
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:56, Reply)

I watch it every year, but I'm still yet to go down and see it live. I bet you Londoners ruin it.
Not married yet, being characteristically disorganised about the whole deal.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Apr 2015, 21:10, Reply)

Londoners are the best of all the peoples

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 21:15, Reply)