It's Saturday, but I'm going to set this thread up anyway.


Are you at work? Or are you all acidic and hungover? Still in your pj's? Did you have a strange dream in which one of your toenails had fallen off? Or have you woken up in a strange bed? Do you wish it was still 1998 so you could watch SM:TV and drool over Cat Deeley of a Saturday morning?

Never mind. This thread's here instead.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:18, 105 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning tulip dear
I was just about to set one up.

I am still in bed, eating toast. Good times.

You're at work early. That's not cool.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:21, Reply)

Agooooooood morning!
How's it going HLT?

I'm in work which sucks but I made it in the newsletter which doesn't so much, woooohah!

And yes Cat Deeley.Mmmmmmm.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:21, Reply)

Morning PoD, er... Holy? Foam? how can I shorten your name?
Yes, I am at work, but as of 5pm today I will be on HOLIDAY! for two whole weeks! YAY ME!

*does a celebratory dance*

how are you both today?

@ Penguin. Mmm. Toast. What have you got on it? Is it marmalade?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:27, Reply)

I've got one of those mild hangovers that make you frown
on the plus side, there should be some surf for a late afternoon session, and I did pretty well at poker last night.

all my hours of watching it on tv are beginning to pay off (pay off in a way that involves beating my mates but not actually winning any money)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:27, Reply)

I'm still in bed
Wondering how much longer I can string it out for before I get hungry. Congrats on the newsletter, Foamy.
( thealternativefact, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:36, Reply)

Mornin folks
I just had my first ever dog-walk this morning. I took my friend´s dog out for a walk.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:38, Reply)

HLT
Any plans? I'm doing a dance for you too. And no you have to type my full name every time dammit. Nah only joking, anything you choose me love!

Ta Clendrix...there's a distinct possibility it'll be the highlight of my weekend. How are you?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:41, Reply)

Woo-yay hlt
Hoorah for holidays!

I have raspberry jam on the toast. It was good, and disappeared quickly. I am finally moving to my flat today. What funs.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:43, Reply)

PoD
Nice! Where are you moving to?

I had a cup of coffee and a fag for my brekkie. Twas yummy.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:45, Reply)

Morning all
What do we all have planned for today?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:45, Reply)

@HCFB
I'm going back up to Glasgow for another year of uni. Good times.

Morning Mrs LIAB.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:47, Reply)

I'm fine thanks!
I'm meeting the fearsome Kaol for lunch because we both happen to be in town and maybe we'll watch a film. And then more films this evening with Wookiee. A real b3ta day. Yay!
( thealternativefact, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:48, Reply)

Today
I sall sortly be leavin my friend´s ouse (and is ´h´-less and ´g´-less laptop keyboard) and make my way to Soutampton for te b3ta bas. Te next day, I sall attempt to cycle trou te New Forest to Bournemout.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:56, Reply)

@spakka
How come your g's and h's were working up there ^?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:57, Reply)

@POD
Cut ´n Paste, but it takes too lon!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 9:58, Reply)

morning all ye newcomers
Spakka, I like your new language and think you should keep it!

Mrs Bin - I am workingworkingworking then off to play!

HCFB - I'm going to call you that from now on. Your dance is much of teh sexeh!

edit - meep, I forgot clendrix! have a snog darling! *snogs*
PoD - raspberry jam ftw. they are superior to strawberries in every way.

*goes back to being frantic*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:06, Reply)

@Tulip
If my new language catches on, keyboards will require two less keys. Anyway, just realised tat Te ´h´ and ´g´ do sometimes work. Maybe tis laptop as an ´h´ and ´g´ quota.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:09, Reply)

PoD
Wooo I'm from Glasgow too, where abouts you going to be staying?

Spakka I like the new language.

HLT Anytime me love, although I'm a bit breathless so may have to sit down for a while.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:12, Reply)

.
I´m leavin my friend´s ouse and eadin off for pastures new, and opefully a keyboard wit a full set of keys.

Bye.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:23, Reply)

Bye spakka
New flat is pretty much right next to Kelvinbridge underground station, which is quite handy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:31, Reply)

ta HCFB
you is nice.

Happy new uni term, PoD!

Glasgow is scary. You are brave.

edit - ooh, bye spakka!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:34, Reply)

G'mornin!
I trust we're all well?

The Gonad Report

The results are in, and I do not have Cancer! This is good news and has lifted a big weight off my shoulders!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:41, Reply)

YAY!!!!!!
That is FANTASTIC news, betighted one!

*does a happy dance*

you must be sooooooooooooo relieved!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:46, Reply)

Congratulations mate
That's fantastic news. Any celebratory plans?

Thanks HLT but you is nicer :)

Ahem.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:47, Reply)

In short...
YES! :)

I think I may have a shandy or 2 tonight to celebrate... ;)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:59, Reply)

Have one on me dude.
Must be a mahoosive relief. I've got a slight suspicion it may be more than one or two shandies though...
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:05, Reply)

Congrats DiT
Have one for me too. And I'll have some cider in your honour later on.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:08, Reply)

Tightly
You've made my day. Have a fab weekend celebrating.
( thealternativefact, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:15, Reply)

Right kids
I'm away a-travelling. I'll reappear from my flat in a few hours.

Have fun afternoons all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:21, Reply)

Morning peeps
I'm a bit rough and my throat feels like gravel, but otherwise I'm a happy chap:)

@DiT
Yay for pristine bollocks!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:21, Reply)

Cracking News D i T
I'll put the two bricks I had on standby down, then.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:22, Reply)

^HAHAHAHAHA!
And: Cheers everyone!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:24, Reply)

Mornings all
I'm just dropping in, but may I point you in the direction of my brief true story of an incident which occurred only a few hours ago.

Good news on the nads, DiT!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:27, Reply)

not that I needed one
but I'm going to use your good news as an excuse to get utterly sloshed tonight, tightly!

@ HCFB - awww, fanks *blushes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Nings all
Nice to see everyone's all full of teh happeh! Congrats on being all healthylike, DiT. I had an AIDS test last year and it was possibly the most scary time of my life waiting for the results, especially as they only actually contact you if you have it and it takes two weeks.

It's a beautiful day today!

I am still in bed and so far have had two half fags and some flat shandy for breakfast :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Glad to hear you're in full working order DiT
I've just woken up and feel like death. Might try and hook the wii up to the net later to play some mariokart online.
( Captain V, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:30, Reply)

2 fags an a flat shandy
for breakfast? I thought I was rock'n'roll by only having coffee and fags and not my usual bran flakes and a banana. Not there's anything remotely rock'n'roll about coffee. Or the fact I spelt it rock'n'roll.

Morning BK, sore throat due to hangover or sickness?

K2k6...I was oddly aroused by your story.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:33, Reply)

@HCFB
Bit of both I think. Smoked too much last night when I knew I had a touch of the man flu.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:35, Reply)

Not only that
one of the fags was a half one left over from last night. Mmmm! Crispeh!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:43, Reply)

mmm breakfast
I had a slice of homebaked bread, toasted, then loaded up with butter and homemade lemon marmelade.

I could hear my arteries protesting as I nommed it.

Hungry now. Want lunch.

*looks around for tasty things*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:44, Reply)

Don't mention food Miss T
I'm starving and I've got nothing tasty to nom!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:45, Reply)

@HLT
Can I come to yours for breakfast?

I really really really want toast but I forgot to get the bread out of the freezer yesterday. Hmm.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:51, Reply)

course you can poppet
I'm good at breakfasts.

Question for you all:

What random things are you really good at?

I am good at:

- finding things
and
- cooking rice, perfectly, every single time
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:57, Reply)

@ Tulip
I'm a randomly decent mimic.

Ad flirting *winks*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:59, Reply)

HLT
Perfect rice every time???


'Tis the mark of the devil!


BURN THE WITCH, BURN HER
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:59, Reply)

Baiting
I'm a master bater. Hahahahahahaha.Sorry.

Yeah finding things and crosswords.

On the flipside...what things are you NOT good at?!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:59, Reply)

^
@ BK

Oh yes. And that. I'm really good at accents and stuff.

@osok - YES. Even when I ignore it or forget about it. It's just perfect whenever I attend to it again.

You are probably right, I am probably some sort of witch to be able to do that.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:59, Reply)

@ HCFB
I'm not great at masculinity at the moment.
I think I'm becoming camper by the day.

It's worrying:(
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:02, Reply)

@ HCFB
you are good at puns as well!

I am not very good at sums.

Or gravy. I am crap at gravy.

edit@BK - have a rotate, darling, you'll feel better then.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:05, Reply)

Hullo yous
The Loon is sleeping off the jet lag ready for tonight's shennanigans.

I am loving this nice weather that will be with us for a few days yet. Huzza!

Oh and Tulip, my organizational skills are legendary.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:11, Reply)

BK
Any time we're on here there has been a slightly homosexually charged air between us...masculinity!?Pah!

Hehe Thanks HLT...now I'm blushing
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:13, Reply)

@Tulip
*rotates*

That is better!

*rotates at HCFB*
Dunno what you mean sweetheart;)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:13, Reply)

I dunno
what "rotating" entails but I'm worried...and aroused. Behave dhaling!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:19, Reply)

Ooo! I like the gayers
Can I be your fag hag?
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:21, Reply)

BGB
Yes!

My mum asked my school art teacher if she could be his fag hag as she had never done it before and he agreed.

That's swingers for you I suppose!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:24, Reply)

Ooh, and
I am also crap at using the handy new reply button at the bottom of the thread. I still keep scrolling back up north!

Rotation ftw.

*watches*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:25, Reply)

I used to fag hag quite a bit in my yoof.
I might be a little rusty but I'm up for the challenge.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:26, Reply)

I'm not going to make any jokes
about rusty and gayers. Promise.

How's The Loon by the way?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:27, Reply)

@ BGB
You can be my fag hag this evening!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:28, Reply)

@HCFB
The Loon is sleeping off the jet-lag but he's fine. He's bought me squirty cheese from America along with Twinkies and Ho-Hos which we will get to sample tonight.

@BK - I'll be your fag hag tonight but only if you bring your leather chaps.

Edit - I'll catch you all later, I'm off to get something to eat.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:32, Reply)

Cheerybye BGB
Have a good night tonight. Is there many folk going to the bash tonight?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:35, Reply)

@ BGB
Leather chaps? Oh, the trouser things.

I thought you meant Tarquin and Roberto.

*turns to Tarquin and Roberto*
Sorry darlings, you're staying at home.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:35, Reply)

I am really good
at writing really really long emails which mean I miss vast chunks of conversation over here.

Also, boggle.

And, pastry.

And being anal obsessive meticulous and having good attention to detail.

Not good at:
Cakes (I make rubber frisbees)
Motivation (I am still in bed)
Social interaction (I get teh fear)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:36, Reply)

I am
The Gravy Emperor.

Bow down and worship my meaty juices.



What?
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:38, Reply)

Ooh ooh
And crochet, I am a happy hooker.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:40, Reply)

Oooh The Gravy Emperor!
Teach me your secrets, o wise one!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:46, Reply)

ancrenne! it's ancrenne!
*asplodes*

how are you lovely?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:49, Reply)

I'm fine thanks honey!
All acited about me hols!

*jiggles*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:58, Reply)

Tulip
You can be an official Gravy Acolyte if you like........



....but the Emperor can never reveal some of the 'secret ingredients'.


No, not in the sense of this weeks rehashed QOTW. Some people, minds in the gutter.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 13:17, Reply)

@ miss 'crenne
yup, off from this bit of scotland to a different bit of scotland, it's all good! (and wet, most likely)

@osok - ooOOOOOOOOOOOOoo thanks!

*dons robes of bisto*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 13:38, Reply)

@HLT
*Knights* with bottle of Worcester Sauce

May you never have lumps or burnt bits.



Off to get the spawn's barnet trimmed. TTFN
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 13:43, Reply)

HlT
Is it Aberdeen?!Say Aberdeen....it rocks!

(may not be true)
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 13:44, Reply)

oooh, what an honour!
thanks mr osok!

@HCFB - no, not Aberdeen. I'm doing as the village people say and going west. why would I go to Aberdeen on holiday?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Because I'm here!
so you'd get all the sexeh dances you wanted! Also it's apparently 20 degrees here so it's scorchio.

But really Aberdeen is a bit shit.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 14:16, Reply)

Hello you lovely lot
How are you doing today? I fancy some chilli.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 14:54, Reply)

*beams*
i've finished work for today and am curently walking down an essex high street, listening to the eels and wishing i had a shotgun for the chavs.

other than that, the sun is shining and there's stuff to be done, have good nings everyone :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 15:01, Reply)

You don't want a shotgun
you want a knife - make it more personal! The look on their face as you slide it between their ribs :P

Glad you're having a good day though Becky!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Himjim
Dynamite tash mate. Dynamite!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 15:23, Reply)

woohoo!
I've finished all me work!

Now I'm going upstairs to play in the techie box for a bit. yay!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Thanks man
tis no more though :(

I was trimming it recently and had an accident!

Loving your social networking story by the way, had me rofling all over the shop.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 15:31, Reply)

Ahhhh dude
that sucks. I've tried growing one many times but simply can't. I end up with pubes on my face.

And glad you liked it, just wish it wasn't true though!

HLT woohoo!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 15:34, Reply)

I awakened in a strange bed!
Damndest thing, really- I had the oddest dream that I was crammed into an aluminum can for hours, moving at great speeds with a load of others, then brought from a funny building through lots of strange surroundings and sheep to a house. And when I woke up, I was not in my own bed!

Oh, hang on- I'm at BGB's house now. That explains it.

(This is the Resident Loon, btw.)
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 15:36, Reply)

Welcome TRL!
Pleasant journey?

Looking forward to tonight?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 15:51, Reply)

not bad at all.
I slept part of the time at least. BGB was there to get me, which was the best part.

I may be a little scarce here, but I'll check in...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 16:35, Reply)

Afternoon, all....
How goes it?
(The Stig, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 16:44, Reply)

No worries
TRL it's extremely quiet today so you're not missing much. Although did just read your reply to that woman on Craigslist...nice!

Stig...fine ta, you?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 16:52, Reply)

batman...
I'm cool. Just had my first IMAX experience. Pretty good, definitely would go again.

What's going on?
(The Stig, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 16:55, Reply)

Not much mate
not much at all. I finish work in about half an hour so it's of to the pub for me I think. Not drank in two weeks so a pint is long over due.

What did you see? I've always wanted to go but never got round to it.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 16:56, Reply)

I saw...
Some sea documentary with Kate WInslet and Johnny Depp narrating. It was interesting. I recommend doing IMAX at least once. It's certainly an experience.
(The Stig, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 17:01, Reply)

Cool, shall do mate
Righto I'm off. Have a good weekend.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 17:06, Reply)

I woke up
with a hangover.
Boyfriend had to tell me what happened after we left the pub last night.
I vaguely remember going for pizza, but apparently I asked some kids hanging outside if they were gang members!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 17:42, Reply)

Achtung Alles!
Yet another weekend on, so have been in today and tomorrow and Monday and now have to go to the scrappy to get a part for the better half's car.

Still, have Bombardier and shepherds pie so it can't be entirely bad. Hope all is well with all.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 20:29, Reply)

Is everyone
hiding behind the sofa?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 21:29, Reply)

Presently hiding behind the bins
and staring at the hot broad at no35 ....... She's gonna take off her support stockings and hairnet.


Annnnnnnnnnnd I'm spent.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 21:36, Reply)

Not quite...
I'm sitting on the sofa, enjoying one of my many bottles of wine while writing an evaluation on the gearbox of a Bentley Continental GT.

I've got a suspicion that the report won't make much sense by the end...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 21:38, Reply)

Why, Rubberduck,
is there call for anyone to write an evaluation of the Bentley Continental Gearbox?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Unfortunately
I write software that controls engines and gearboxes for a couple of UK-based car manufacturers.

The best bit is that I get to 'evaluate' lots of fast cars by caning the nuts off them around a track. All in the name of science of course.

The only downside is having to write these reports...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 21:44, Reply)

Please tell me that
you are not writing software to control fast cars while pished?

*edit* right I'm off to read Fortean Times in the bath. I know how to live!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 21:45, Reply)

It's the best way
The last car we released, I wrote most of the gearbox logic one night under the influence of Talisker.

The result? Excerpt from Top Gear magazine:

The six-speed automatic transmission is mighty in the *nice car*. Yes, it's used by other makes, including BMW, but *the company that rubberduck works for* gets the utmost from it. Hit the chequered flag switch on the console, which puts the car into dynamic mode, see the gear numbers flash up on the TV screen between the dials, and that gearbox will do precisely as you ask. It won't change into second gear at 100mph - there is a limit - but it's so far ahead of the other gearboxes here it's frightening.

Obviously, alcohol is the way forward...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 21:53, Reply)

Well Rubberduck
Apart from hating you a little bit every time you mention your job, I think that you should let me come down and cane some fast cars round a track. In the name of science.

I think it's good to get an outsiders perspective sometimes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 22:07, Reply)

It's
honestly less fun than you'd think. Dare I say it, but it's a little... boring sometimes.

Driving fast doesn't *feel* fast around a track. It's much more fun ripping along the Fosse Way within legal speed limits than it is going around a relatively straight, flat track at 150+mph.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 22:15, Reply)

Cat Deeley
I went to school with her, true story. She had a 'tache.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 8:02, Reply)