Somebody brought back South Korean sweets from holiday
Grim.

Alt: Can't see Tories getting back in, they're still running on "we're making life better for rich people" policies "because what's good for business benefits everyone" not realising that everybody now knows that bankers are cunts.

AltAlt Long Island Iced Tea here although a proper Old Fashioned hits the spot.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:00, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

long island iced tea is fizzy pop for blobbing birds and bumboys

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)

Properly made can really fuck you up though.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:11, Reply)

a guy i went out with years ago had an ex from south korea
he said the food in seoul was the worst he'd ever come across, anywhere in the world.

and he was from liverpool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:06, Reply)

Korean meatballs are meant to be the dogs bollocks!

( Muns, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:10, Reply)

i lol'd

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:13, Reply)

Park! Park! Wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your country
But it could be worse
You could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:13, Reply)

i fucking love a good football chant, me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)

Best I've heard was by Millwall Supporters, directed at Derby County fans, shortly after the Mick Philpott conviction.
You burn your own kids,
you burn your own kids,
you sheep shagging bastards,
you burn your own kids.

Beautiful.
( Muns, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:26, Reply)

it always amuses me that 1 person starts singing
and seconds later, thousands have joined in. although the internet has taken away a bit of the spontaneity i think.

there was an old chap used to sit near me at old trafford when i was a kid. if someone did something that he thought was shit, he'd stand up and bellow, "PETER HUNT'S PIES" at him. peter hunt's pies had an advert on the hoarding, but i have no idea why the old man thought they were so shit - as shit as remi moses, who was his particular pet peeve.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:30, Reply)

I've been reliably informed that Russian sweets taste of 'hardship'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:20, Reply)

www.groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/eunet.jokes/S4brpW60AlM
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:22, Reply)

Chrome threw a certificate wobbly at this so I'm not reading it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:26, Reply)

it was just that sketch from spitting image where a spud-u-like opens in moscow. there is a massive Q
and the first comrade orders a jacket potato.

the second says, "i too would like a baked potato," and the whole queue murmurs in assent.

"sorry," says the shop assistant, "we haf sold out."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:33, Reply)

I love this

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:35, Reply)